Tila Tequila Sex Tape Video

We have just received exclusive video of the Tila Tequila sex tape. I’m afraid that Tila’s good girl image will be forever tarnished after this tape. Not only because she was filmed having a lesbian threesome, because after all girls will be girls, but because she has black labia. Everyone who has read the Qur’an ..

Blame Tila Tequila Sex Tape On Zionists

America’s sweetheart Tila Tequila has finally been corrupted, and of course it is the Zionists who control Hollywood that are to blame. According to our sources close to the Tequila clan, Tila is heartbroken about the upcoming release of her sex tape titled “Tila Tequila Uncorked”. Which features the doe faced Tila losing her innocence ..

Tila Tequila Stoned by Righteous Mob

For years, we’ve been calling for the stoning of Tila Tequila. It seems Allah, most merciful, finally answered our pleas! While performing at the Gathering of the Juggalo, a pagan festival in Illinois celebrating the false idols known as the Insane Clown Posse, Tila was finally punished for her wicked sexual exploits. The crowd of ..

Tila Tequila Inherits Lifetime Supply of KY Jelly from Casey Johnson

Tila Tequila has inherited a lifetime supply of KY Jelly from her deceased fiancee Casey Johnson, the former heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. According to the will, Casey wanted to leave Tila a Johnson & Johnson product she could use. Other Johnson & Johnson products that were willed to Tila include a five-year ..

Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Bruises

Tila Tequila took time off from dressing and acting like a tremendous whore to meet with the district attorney about her assault charge against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila showed off her bruised arms to the media, and shouted “if you think this is black and blue you should see what he did to my ..

Tila Tequila Choked by Linebacker Shawne Merriman

Tila Tequila, star of MTV’s “Shot at Love” and the 1996 blockbuster Independence Day, had her boyfriend Chargers linebacker Shawne “Roid Monkey” Merriman arrested over an altercation they had at his home this weekend. According to Tila, the couple were arguing, then Shawne started choking her and refused to let her leave his house. Shawne ..

Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips

Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating.   Ladies, having standards is important, but make ..