Neil Armstrong Gets Reincarnated As Snooki’s Baby

Neil Armstrong Gets Reincarnated As Snooki’s Baby

Neil Armstrong, the first man to fake landing on the moon, died on Saturday at 2:45pm. Exactly 24 hours later on Sunday at 2:45pm MTV “Jersey Shore” star Snooki gave birth to a baby boy. Clearly Neil Armstrong has been reincarnated as Snooki’s baby as a punishment for his blasphemy in pretending to go to ..

Snooki Is Pregnant, Fulfills Muslim Prophecy

Snooki Is Pregnant, Fulfills Muslim Prophecy

It has been confirmed that the creature known as “Snooki” is with child. This news was well received throughout the Muslim world as many believe Snooki’s future child to be the one foretold of in a holy Muslim text who will bring about the end of Zionist Western civilization. According to the holy Islamic text ..

Video: Snooki Arrested By Italian Police

Video: Snooki Arrested By Italian Police

MTV’s hit series “The Jersey Shore” has begone filming in Florence, Italy, and already one of the show’s stars is in trouble with the local law enforcement. As you can see in the video below, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was brutally arrested by Italian police earlier today. Snooki is being charged with “impersonating a meatball” a ..

Shocking: Snooki Moons Young Girl And Father

Shocking: Snooki Moons Young Girl And Father

Nicole Polizzi, better known as “Snooki” from the hit MTV show “The Jersey Shore”, decided to moon a father and his young daughter while they were out enjoying themselves yesterday. As you can see in the gif below, Snooki approached the father and wide eyed innocent child and stared at them for a second. When ..

Snooki and Kim K Get Together for Meeting of the Minds

Snooki and Kim K Get Together for Meeting of the Minds

High-level summits are not just reserved for heads of state at places like Versailles or Camp David. American succubii Kim Kardashian and Snooki got together at a silly basketball game to determine next steps for making the world a dumber, less tolerable place. Though no notes were taken during the meeting, friend of CJ Ahmed ..

Snooki Has a Boyfriend

Snooki Has a Boyfriend

A diminutive orange troll that answers to “Snooki” has kidnapped a man, taken him to Florida, and made him endure a place called “Disneyworld”, presumably at gunpoint. As of now, no arrest has been made, as the gentleman appears safe, but frightened. Authorities have warned that should you see a Snooki, do not feed, pet, ..

Snooki’s Naked Ass Microcosm Of What Is Wrong With The USA

Snooki’s Naked Ass Microcosm Of What Is Wrong With The USA

People of America take a good look at this disgusting picture of Snooki from MTV’s “The Jersey Shore” running around with her naked ass hanging out because this is your future. Like many immigrants I came to this country filled with great optimism and dreams (all of them involving me killing infidels in a well ..