Rosario Dawson Video Message For Selena Gomez

Ever since Selena Gomez has turned 18, Hollywood lesbians have been tripping over themselves trying to get a taste of her newly legal enchilada. Luckily for Selena, Lindasy Lohan one of the more aggressive Hollywood dykes is currently in the big house. However, Selena has still been receiving obscene pickup lines from the c*nt hungry ..

Selena Gomez Photographed Topless with Jonas Brothers

Less than a week after turning 18, Selena Gomez was spotted sunbathing topless while at a beach with the Jonas Brothers. As the disgusting photo above clearly demonstrates, Selena has lost her moral compass and is using her newfound “adulthood” as an excuse to be a total whore. While I will give Selena credit for ..

Happy 38th Birthday, Selena Gomez!

CelebJihad.com would like to take this opportunity to wish Selena Gomez a happy 38th birthday! Congrats to you, Selena! You’re still as beautiful as ever. You don’t look a day over 35! We’ve been told by Selena’s mom that she will spend her day crying over her lost youth and beauty, and attending the annual ..

Selena Gomez Is Dating Kim Kardashian

Well it looks like Selena Gomez has dumped Leighton Meester and moved on to bigger game in the form of Kim Kardashian. While Kim Kardashian’s usual taste is for black men, a Mexican girl like Selena Gomez with the right strap-on is the next best thing. Selena Gomez already has a long list of ladies ..

Selena Gomez and Leighton Meester Have A Threesome

Young Hollywood’s latest and greatest lesbian power couple Selena Gomez and Leighton Meester decided to expand their sexual horizons yesterday by inviting a blonde girl up to their apartment for a hot lesbian threesome. As an avid fan of the online pornographic web series “We Live Together“, I know the makings of a lesbian threesome ..

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Set A Bad Example

Oh my God I can not believe Selena Gomez did this! I know she works for Disney so she is contractually obligated to prostitute herself, but this is just taking it too far. Selena Gomez was photographed almost naked in a tiny light blue bikini. Have you ever seen anything so risque? Look how Selena ..

Selena Gomez And Leighton Meester Are Dating

Is there anything more beautiful then hot young lesbians finding love between each others taut nubile thighs? Yes, me masturbating quietly in the corner while hot young lesbians find love between each others thighs. Selena Gomez and Leighton Meester are almost certainly dating. Look at the picture above of the two love birds holding hands ..

Selena Gomez Blows John Corbett Video

Does Selena Gomez have no shame? Apparently not! In the video below Selena Gomez, the 17 year old Disney star and notorious floozy, blows her costar 65 year old John Corbett on the set of their new movie. The video starts with Selena Gomez babbling about something I didn’t pay attention to. Then at the ..

Selena Gomez Wants To Come Out As A Gay

We have been saying it for a while now. Selena Gomez is probably a lesbian, and now it seems as though she is setting the stage for her big “coming out party”. In a recent interview Selena Gomez was asked about dating in Hollywood. She had this response, My ideal would be to not be ..

Selena Gomez Arrested in Arizona, Deported

Pop sensation Selena Gomez was arrested in Arizona and has been deported, the associated press is reporting. The move comes just days after the state’s tough new immigration law came into effect. According to a local official who wished to remain anonymous, Selena raised the suspicion of an Arizona State Trooper when she was spotted ..

Selena Gomez Quits Show Biz To Become A Welder

Good news! Selena Gomez has decided to quit exploiting children to push consumer products and low grade Disney entertainment. Selena has come to the realization that “entertainers” are nothing but parasites on society put in place to appeal to the mass’s base desires, and use their influence to sell products people neither need or in ..

Selena Gomez Role Models A See Through Shirt

Selena Gomez fulfills her Disney contract by continuing her campaign to corrupt the world’s youth. Just look at Selena waltzing through an airport in a see through shirt. I doubt she was even stopped and given a rectal exam like I am when I fly, and I wear a bulky overcoat and a turban. Tell ..