Joel Madden and Nicole Richie Cooked an Elephant for Their Wedding

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie Cooked an Elephant for Their Wedding

As this picture clearly shows, a prodigal daughter and human tattoo mannequin got married on Saturday night and decided to celebrate the affair by eating the world’s largest land mammal. That’s the only possible explanation for why the couple would have gone through the trouble and expense of importing an elephant to a wedding. American appetites ..