Gosselin Children Begin Their Downward Spiral

American baby factory Kate Gosselin is the most recent example of a backwards culture valuing quantity over quality, failing to control her gaggle of children. Aryan moppets Colin and Alexis were recently expelled from their substandard American private school for exhibiting the same behavior (fighting, name-calling, and generally bitchiness) that they use to steal their ..

Jon Minus Kate Plus $200,000

Kate Gosselin is “upset” over the fact that her estranged husband Jon Gosselin has withdrawn $200,000 from the couple’s account, according to her lawyer. Considering that Kate used to get “upset” if Jon would speak out of turn, this has to be the understatement of the year. People Magazine is reporting that Jon never told ..

Jon Gosselin “wasn’t the best” in bed, says whore

Jon Gosselin “wasn’t the best” in bed, according to the couple’s former nanny who also spent time moonlighting as a home-wrecking whore. Stephanie Santoro, who claims to have had sex with Jon nine times, said that Jon “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.” I’m guessing that the best she’s ever had ..

From Kate Gosselin to Michelle Duggar, White Women Are Breeding Like Flies

Like most Americans, I bust my ass day in and day out to collect a disability check. But it seems like every month a higher portion of my hard-earned money is going toward my cable bill. Why? I’ll tell you why! It’s because of all these unemployed, white single mothers. Rather than get a useful ..