Ashley Greene
I can’t get over these disgusting pictures of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene committing acts of public lewdness. I know Western celebrities have no shame, but even I am shocked by this open display of near-fornication. Just look at the way Joe is holding Ashley’s hand in his own. He might as well be holding ..
Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas shocked spectators at the Special Olympics by competing in every event until he finally won a medal in the coloring within the lines competition. Why Joe Jonas was even allowed to compete at the Special Olympics is beyond me, but rumor has it that he may have forged documents and bribed Olympic officials. ..
Ashley Greene
Tweens all over the Western world are in a tizzy over this picture of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene kissing. Unfortunately these tweens’ minds have been warped by the Zionist controlled media and pharmaceutical industry to such an extent that they can not spot that this supposed Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss was obviously staged. ..
Joe Jonas
The Internet is in a tizzy over rumors that Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers was just arrested for prostitution. According to preliminary reports, Joe Jonas was arrested at 4:15am this morning at the corner of Sunset and La Brea in Los Angeles, and charged with prostitution. Police are alleging that Joe Jonas entered a ..
Joe Jonas
Less than a week after turning 18, Selena Gomez was spotted sunbathing topless while at a beach with the Jonas Brothers. As the disgusting photo above clearly demonstrates, Selena has lost her moral compass and is using her newfound “adulthood” as an excuse to be a total whore. While I will give Selena credit for ..
Betty White
Sources have confirmed that teen heartthrob Joe Jonas is dating Betty White. Joe Jonas and Betty White were spotted getting cozy while having dinner at 4:30pm at a Cracker Barrel in Palm Springs. According to an eye witness “They seemed really into each other. Betty was rubbing her wool stockings up and down Joe’s leg, ..
Demi Lovato
There has been a lot of rumors and wild accusations surrounding the Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato break up. Frankly we here at Celeb Jihad find that sort of journalism repulsive. That is why when we ran into a homeless man who claimed to be Joe Jonas’ real father, we knew we had to get ..
Joe Jonas
At a recent concert in Stockton, CA, Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers rose and spoke of an earlier time in his life. “We have learned something important since the days that I served in Vietnam,” Joe said to the group of pre-teen girls in attendance. “Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call ..
Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas was photographed handing a large black man money as he reaches into his pocket to produce something. What possible reason could Joe Jonas have for breaking the Jonas Brother oath of racial purity and interacting with a black man? Was he contributing to the man’s college fund? Doubtful. Was he investing in the ..
Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato was admitted to a hospital last night with two black eyes, cracked ribs, scratches on her arms and face, and a torn labia. Did her boyfriend Joe Jonas go all Chris Brown on her and beat her up? Of course not! According to the hospital report when Demi was asked how she got ..
Joe Jonas
We here at Celeb Jihad have received a lot of flack from smart mouthed teen girls with low self-esteem and even lower spelling skills, ever since we suggested that singer, actor, and all around fancy boy Joe Jonas might be gay or at the very least play for both teams. Well as if to say ..
Demi Lovato
After months of negotiations Joe Jonas has appeared to finally come to an agreement with Demi Lovato to be her “beard”. A beard is someone of the opposite sex who dates an obvious homosexual to help them hide the fact that they are gay. Gay celebrities often use beards to mask their true sexual preferences ..
Joe Jonas
The Jonas Brothers were out playing football yesterday proving once and for all that they are not effeminate Marys, but rather totally butch manly type men. The brothers giggled and laughed as they tossed the ball and ran around the parking lot trying to tickle each other. When the Jonas Brothers’ dad Ron Jonas saw ..
Demi Lovato
OK this Disney f*ck fest is really getting out of hand. First it was Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who were hooking up. Then Selena went bi and left Demi for Nick Jonas. Now it is Demi Lovato who is going bi with none other than Nick Jonas’ ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas. Demi Lovato and Joe ..
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