Licking Catherine Zeta Jones’ Vagina Causes Cancer

Licking Catherine Zeta Jones’ Vagina Causes Cancer

Michael Douglas has found out the hard way that licking Catherine Zeta Jones’ vagina causes cancer. After being diagnosed with stage 4 throat cancer, Michael Douglas was asked if he regretted all his years of smoking. He told the reporter that doctors have confirmed that he didn’t developed throat cancer from smoking, but rather from ..

Catherine Zeta Jones Will Soon Be Single

Good news! Based on this picture of Michael Douglas it is pretty obvious that Catherine Zeta Jones will soon be single. Michael Douglas was recently diagnosed with throat cancer. Probably because he is part Jew and Allah wanted to punish him. Once Michael Douglas is dead (which should be any day now), Catherine Zeta Jones ..