Audrina Patridge Breaks Her Spine While Rollerskating

The harlot known as Audrina Patridge has finally gotten a comeuppance for her sinful ways! Yesterday, “The Hills” star was dressed like a prostitute, parading her supple young body around on roller skates for all to see, when Allah, in his infinite wisdom, answered my prayers and caused her to fall out of the skates ..

Hot New Couple Alert: Audrina Patridge and Kirk Douglas

Audrina Patridge and Kirk Douglas are Hollywood’s newest item according to a source close to the couple. The pair was spotted on a date at the Garden of Palms Assisted Living Center Tuesday night alongside friends. “They were at a table with friends, but Kirk and Audrina, who sat next to each other, seemed to ..

Audrina Patridge Topless In Maxim Magazine

Audrina Patridge from MTV’s “The Hills” did a topless photo spread for this month’s issue of Maxim magazine. Is it just me or is Audrina’s dull vacant stare a turn on? She looks like the type of girl that could be tricked into trading sex for some magic beans. In the magazine Audrina talks about ..

Audrina Patridge Attracts Fish

The first picture in this series got be aroused because it looked like a large fish was about to tear apart Audrina Patridge from MTV’s The Hills. However, after further examination I realized that the fish was actually a guy, and he was more interested in mating with Audrina then mauling her. That is what ..