Celebrity Sisters Pose Nude Together

Celebrity Sisters Pose Nude Together

Nepotism has always been a part of the heathen Hollywood landscape, and now there is a growing trend known as “whorotism” that is sweeping the entertainment industry. The Satanic Zionists have figured out that not only does the rotten apple not fall far from the tree but that it usually lands right next to other ..

Ashlee Simpson’s Marriage Fall Out (Boy)

Well, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson lasted as long as they could, but they’re calling their marriage quits after a couple of years. It’s unknown exactly where it all went wrong, but it’s safe to say that the marriage was doomed when everyone realized that Pete Wentz was going to wed a woman. It will ..

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Don’t Call My Fat Sister Fat

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has lashed out at those who call her fat sister Jessica fat. Speaking to Women’s Health magazine, Ashlee said, “It’s disgusting that people would say those things. My fat sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy fat lady.” We here at CelebJihad ..

The Ashlee Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies

Congratulation to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz on their new arrival, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Based on these parenting tips from Ashlee, we know the kid is in good hands… 1. If your baby comes out a few shades darker than normal, reassure your husband that it’s just because the baby, much like its father, has ..

Joe Simpson: Anal Pusher

After selling the photo rights to his daughter Ashlee’s unborn child and then leaking Ashlee and Pete Wentz’s secret wedding date to the press. Father / Super Manager Joe Simpson sent out a press release today announcing that Ashlee and Pete are going to be trying anal. According to Joe, his daughter Ashlee has been ..