New Report Proves Brittany Murphy Was Poisoned

New Report Proves Brittany Murphy Was Poisoned

A new toxicology report ordered by the father of the late Brittany Murphy proves that the “Clueless” and “8 Mile” star was poisoned. The report found very high levels of ten heavy metals in Brittany’s system. Heavy metals are found in most rodenticides, meaning the actress could have been slipped rat poison. At the time ..

Top 5 Celebrity Deaths Of 2009

Top 5 Celebrity Deaths Of 2009

The New Year is a time for reflection, and we here at Celeb Jihad have a saying “Durka durka Muhammad tuck tuck jihad Allah” which loosely translates to “The only good celebrity is a dead celebrity”. So let us take a moment to reflect on the top 5 celebrity deaths of 2009. Allah willing 2010 ..

Brittany Murphy Autopsy Death Photo In New Movie

Brittany Murphy Autopsy Death Photo In New Movie

Just because Brittany Murphy is dead it does not mean she is going to stop appearing in movies. The producers for the upcoming thriller “Deadline” have cast Brittany in the role of a girl who dies in the bathtub. “It is the role she was born to play” says producer Mel Carmizon. “We will be ..

Obama ‘Brittany Murphy’s Death Why We Need Health Care Reform’

Obama ‘Brittany Murphy’s Death Why We Need Health Care Reform’

In a bold move that all major news outlets are describing as “well-timed”, “brilliant”, and “sexy” (except for Fox News which only characterized it as “mildly genius”) President Obama called an emergency press conference out on the White House lawn to lament the death of actress Brittany Murphy, and put her untimely demise squarely on ..

Brittany Murphy Dies Tiger Woods Breathes Sigh Of Relief

Brittany Murphy Dies Tiger Woods Breathes Sigh Of Relief

Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times. Brittany Murphy’s death looks like ..

Brittany Murphy Dead At 32

Brittany Murphy Dead At 32

Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32. Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and ..