Britney Spears Candid Bikini Beach Pics

Britney Spears flaunts her surprisingly tight elderly body in a bikini in the candid beach photos below.

Britney definitely qualifies as a MILF (Mother I’d Like To Flog), for she has been tormenting us pious Muslims with the sight of her sinful white trash tits and ass for almost two decades now. In fact, at this point her crimes against morality are so numerous that I fear Britney will end up dying of old age before the judge finishes reading all the charges, and we get to enact our righteous retribution with the stones of justice at her inevitable trial in Sharia court.

So let us pray to Allah that he sees fit in his infinite wisdom to show us some mercy by doing us the favor of smiting Britney Spears himself (preferably with a lightning bolt… or cancer). For even though at 35-years-old Britney is entering her twilight years, we simply can not endure many more instances of her prostituting her weathered flesh in bikinis.