Bella Thorne Is Training To Become A Stripper
Former Disney star Bella Thorne appears to have finally embraced her true calling, as she trains to be a stripper in the video clip below.
There is no denying that Bella was born to be a stripper… And not an evening or late night stripper either, but rather a middle of a weekday one. Of course if Bella were to follow her TRUE true calling she would begin work as a fluffer in a camel breeding stable, but that sort of halal career choice is certainly too much to ask of her.
Yes, Bella will soon be prostituting her sinful nude female flesh while swinging around a pole in some dark and dank truck stop “gentlemen’s club”. But before she does she should consider leaking her (no doubt) numerous nude photos and sex tape videos online.
For it would be great marketing for her new career, and finally put to rest the debate on whether her lady hole is a herpes scar riddled and pus filled mess, or a crab infested and spunk oozing monstrosity.