The Top 5 Latest UK Celebrity Nude Leaks

It is a scientific fact that English women are the horniest whores in the whole entire world due to the fact that 99% of native British men are impotent flaming homoqueers. To add gasoline to the fire in their loins women in the UK must now constantly feast their eyes upon the impressively masculine physiques of us devastatingly handsome Muslim invaders migrants who are taking over culturally enriching their homeland.


So it comes as no surprise that in the latest batch of celebrity nude leaks many of the women are British, as they no doubt hope that by showcasing their depravity they can entice us virile Muslims into pillaging their sin holes with our enormous tunic snakes. Below we have compiled the top 5 degenerate Jezebels from these latest British leaks.


#5 Luisa Zissman


Luisa Zissman is a big tittied reality TV star in the UK. So far she has only had one nude photo leaked, but reportedly there are many more (and a sex tape) to come. When more are leaked you can rest assured that we will update this post and move her up in the rankings.



#4 Louisa Johnson



Louisa Johnson is a singer and the winner of the 2015 X-Factor in Britain. However, as you can see in the sex tape video above her oral talents are wasted on the laughably tiny penis of your typical English male.

 

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#3 Jennifer Metcalfe


Jennifer is the star of the long running British soap opera “Hollyoaks”. Let us pray to Allah that one day soon she chokes on a grape.

 

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#2 Samara Weaving


Samara is an English TV star on the BBC series “Home and Away” and “Out of the Blue”. Let us hope that she soon has a starring role in the new Al Jazeera series “Stoned”.

 

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#1 Alice Haig



Alice hails from the English penal colony of Australia, and after viewing the nude pics below and video above it is easy to see why the British government wanted to lock her up as she is clearly a menace to decent society and is in violation of numerous Sharia laws.

 

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