Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. No, she’s not doing drugs or taking naked photos of herself. This time, she’s starring in “Rent,” a musical that promotes the homosexual lifestyle and glorifies the HIV virus.
Although I have yet to see the play, I have been told by my cleric that involves a group of homosexual men who make “rent” money by purposefully spreading AIDS and HIV on behalf of Jewish owned pharmaceutical companies seeking to profit off the treatments.
Aside from the fact that singing and dancing is strictly forbidden by the Qur’an, Vanessa has hit a new low by willfully promoting the Zionist-sodomite agenda. Truth be told, this seems out of character, even for a wicked girl like her. I can’t help but wonder if her “boyfriend,” Zac Effron, put her up to this.
Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has turned his back on fans of the series! In a recent interview with the Zionist controlled New York Times, Pattinson said that Twilight can “get a little boring,” adding that, “The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.”
Well, if that’s not a slap in the face to Twilight fans everywhere, I don’t know what is. Where does he get the nerve? He might as well have said, “all ‘Twi-Hards’ are stupid, pimple faced 14-year-old girls who will probably grow up to be fat, ugly housewives if they’re lucky enough to not die alone.”
It just goes to show you that the only thing you can trust in this world is Allah. If any disillusioned Twilight fans are interested in learning about the wonders of Islamic extremism, I’d be happy to help mold your impressionable young minds. Please email me at celebjihad@gmail.com (no fatties).
Legendary White House reporter and founding member of the Muppets Helen Thomas made a heroic stand against the Zionists late last month, telling Jews to “get the hell out of Palestine” and to go home to “Poland and Germany.” The electrifying comments were made outside the White House, and are sure to cause a firestorm among the Jewish controlled media in Washington and New York.
Before the Jews sink their devilish claws into Helen, we want to show our solidarity by calling on all Jews to leave Zionist Occupied Hollywood by the end of June, or we shall begin “Operation Gevalt,” which will disrupt all shipments of Nova lox to the west coast.
Watch the video below and see for yourself.
Free Palestine! Allahu Akbar!
We here at CelebJihad have always said that the Zionists are trying to ruin everything. Now, more evidence has come to light. It seems the Jews have gone and ruined Hitler for everyone!
Constantin Film, the production company behind the Adolf Hitler film Downfall that spawned hundreds of Internet parodies, has removed all such videos from YouTube in response to Zionist threats from Jewish associations in Europe. Why European Jews would feel the need to go after Hitler is beyond me. What did Hitler ever do to them? This must be part of some money making plot that the Elders of Zion have cooked up.
And look how fast the media bows to their Zionist overlords. A few rabbis get upset, and the videos come down. But when Muslims make a calm, concise request for “South Park” to be more respectful to the Prophet Mohammad, they are vilified as murders and terrorists. This double standard is beyond outrageous. It makes me want to cut someone’s head off!
At least Hitler isn’t here to see this.
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CelebJihad.com has learned that Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg is a Jew! Our seven-month long undercover investigation has confirmed that Spielberg, who is currently warping up post-production work on HBO’s World War II epic “The Pacific,” is a member of the Zionist-criminal cabal.
While details are still sketchy, we can only assume that Spielberg, like all Jews, is heavily involved in the trafficking of Palestinian organs. And while we have no hard evidence at this point, we must also assume that Spielberg dines regularly on the flesh of Muslim babies, which Jews consider a delicacy.
We will have more details on this shocking revelation as they become available.
