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Demi Moore Admitted To Rehab For Young Penis Addiction

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:23:11 +0000

In the photo above taken in 1982, a then 19-year-old Demi Moore was caught making out with her 15-year-old “General Hospital” co-star Philip Tanzini.

Demi Moore’s addiction to young cock has clearly been something that has been going on for years now, and she is finally doing something about it by checking into rehab.

It remains to be seen if rehab will break Demi Moore of her juvenile schlong addiction, but certainly a few shock treatment sessions teaching her to eat raisins instead of grapes is her best shot.

At 49-years-old Demi Moore can no longer continue carrying on her addiction to adolescent meat. Either Demi beats it now or she’ll succumb to it forever, and one day find herself nursing a broken hip after a vigorous Mason Kardashian babysitting session.

Lady Gaga Was A Rebellious Teen

Durka Durka — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:12:09 +0000

Before Lady Gaga became the professional musician that is loved the world over, she was quite the little hellcat teenager causing her parents all sorts of grief with her outrageous outfits as is evident by the picture of a teen Gaga above.

Look how she flaunts that ridiculous pink dress. Frankly she looks like a weirdo! Why doesn’t she wear some assless chaps with a pair of reindeer antlers like a normal person?

I’m sure Lady Gaga cringes when she looks back on this picture. How could she ever think something so outlandish looked good? I mean it would be one thing if the dress had the nipples cut out and was wrapped in bubble wrap, but it doesn’t. How embarrassing!

The Young Clint Eastwood

Durka Durka — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:08:17 +0000

I pine for the days when Hollywood actors were men. Guys that could wear tiny little short shorts and still kick the living shit out of people. Now that is someone I can respect.

It really reflects poorly on our society that effeminate Marys like Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson are revered as Hollywood hunks.

Ladies, just look at this picture of a 19 year old Clint Eastwood. This is the type of guy that would rail you so hard you’d think your uterus was about to drop out. Then he’d smack you on the ass and send you happily off to the kitchen to fix him and sandwich while he fired up 8 cigarettes and adjusted his massive balls.

In contrast guys like Pattinson and Efron would slide their little needle dicks in you, immediately nut, then weep softly into your bosom for the next 3 hours.

But hey the choice is yours.