Rihanna shows off her powerful rump while in a bikini on a elliptical exercise machine in the photo above. What a waste of resources Rihanna spinning her wheels on a elliptical is, when her mighty hindquarters could be put to good use pulling a plow and tilling fertile ground.

With this squandering of natural resources it is no wonder that the West is in a sharp economic decline, while the intelligent civilized Muslim countries continue to prosper. Until the West learns to properly use its raw materials, like Rihanna’s large ass, they will continue to greatly trail us advanced Muslims.

Ashley Greene has been a very busy girl. Not only is she pretending to be blatant homosexual Joe Jonas’ girlfriend for the publicity, but she has also been hitting the gym hard to plump her pancake ass (her one and only physical flaw).

As you can see in the pictures below Ashley Greene has done a good job adding some definition and thickness to her once saggy behind. However, would it kill her to not be a whore and wear a burka to the gym? Sure she would have to be mindful not to get the cloth stuck in some of the machines, but squats can be performed just as easily in a burka as in this whore outfit Ashley has on.

I applaud Ashley Greene for her efforts. Not only is she using a heathen homosexual to boost her own fame, but she is working on approving her attractiveness to virile Muslim men by firming up her ass. If she would just work on her morality and accept Allah has her lord and master then she’ll be on her way to big things. Allahu Akbar!

Christina Milian took to a Los Angeles park in a blue spandex workout suit to reignite her career.

Christina Milian is ready to challenge for the title of hottest racially ambiguous actress in Hollywood again. Christina is serving notice to the likes of Vanessa Hudgens and Halle Berry that she is coming for their racially ambiguous hot girl roles.

This renewed interest in being hot and jump starting her career comes on the heels of her recent divorce from some fat rapper named ” The Dream”. The couple got divorced over the small misunderstanding of The Dream cheating on Christina while she was pregnant with their first child.

Luckily, Christina dropping her husband (and hopefully that child) has freed her up to focus on showing off her amazingly tight and thick body. Enjoy the rebirth of Christina Milian in these sexy workout pics.

Jessica Simpson vows to be thin again! Sure Tony Romo deserves the bulk of the credit for dumping her, but I can not help but feel that my constant ridicule of her fat ass may have a played a small part. So kudos to me!

According to a friend of Jessica, “Right after Tony ended things, Jessica said, ‘I want my old body back,’ She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.”

“Jess is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape,” the buddy continues. “Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head. It’s better than sitting around moping or throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes.”

I really don’t care how many times Jessica has to stick her finger down her throat to lose the weight just so long as she does. It is like I tell my pregnant wives, “don’t tell me about the pain just show me the baby!” Lets celebrate with some pics of what we have to look forward to. A hot thin Jessica Simpson!