What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been arrested after a struggle with police in Texas, TMZ is reporting. Apparently the arresting officers had to wrestle the couple to the ground.
Felony arrest warrants had been issued for the Quaids in Santa Barbara, CA for defrauding the public and conspiracy. They’re accused of profiting from the 1996 atrocity known as Independence Day.
Bill Pullman, Roland Emmerich, and Will Smith are still at large.
