LeAnn Rimes



13 year old singing sensation LeAnn Rimes has certainly grown up. As you can see in the picture above LeAnn Rimes has incorporated a live sex show into her stage performances in a desperate attempt to regain her former fame. Rumors are circulating that a donkey may be added at a later date.


Clearly the Taliban showed great wisdom when they banned music. Just look how brazen these filthy Western whores like LeAnn Rimes become when they perform to their prerecorded tracks. They should be taught a lesson that true glory for women is to serve at the feet of a Muslim man!


I myself would have LeAnn Rimes in a burqa and groveling at my feet within minutes. I would speak to her of the tender mercies of Allah as I cut off her ears and nose. This alone might save LeAnn from the hellfire, but it’s hard to say for certain. After all, we know that 90% of the inhabitants of hell are women!


Sure after her holy mutilation LeAnn Rimes wouldn’t be much to look at anymore, but she would have the fear of Allah in her heart and that is what counts. Inshallah, she could still be a baby factory for me, producing a new generation of mujahideen for our grand jihad!

Selena Gomez



Well this is not surprising. In a recent interview with “Hollywood Life”, Disney whore Selena Gomez basically said that she wants to be a slut just like Miley Cyrus.


Selena Gomez was quoted as saying,


“I really don’t like it when people say I’m wholesome. I don’t like that at all! I never said I was that and I never tried to portray it.”


Wow could she be more adamant that she is not a proper lady and in fact a diseased ridden whore? OK Selena Gomez we believe you that you are a slut, take it easy.


Selena continued,


“I’m honestly doing what I feel like I’m doing…and I’d just like to figure out who I am.”


If that isn’t classic whorespeak I don’t know what is. Selena says she is only doing what she “feels” like doing. Everyone knows that a woman’s feelings are completely immoral and must be repressed at all cost. Usually a nice circumcision of the clit can curb some of her impure desires. If Selena Gomez is doing what she “feels” I can only imagine that it involves servicing random men/women in porn shop bathrooms.

Noah Cyrus



Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley.


In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff and sing the lyrics,


“Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, ’til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh.”


It is a classic case of Miley trying to relive her childhood through her sister. Only in Miley’s case her daddy made her dance on his lap and sing “I’m a little teapot”. Here is the video of Miley pimping out her little sister Noah Cyrus.





If you’ve ever wondered what skanks will look like in the future, pick up the September issue of YRB magazine. In it, Kim Kardashian shows us what whores will look like in the distopian world of tomorrow. For the record, they look like a cross between Cruella De Vil and an Imperial Guard from Return of the Jedi, with a little of the Russian chick from Indiana Jones 4 thrown in for good measure.

 

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