It is not often that a Mexican like Selena Gomez bathes, so you can imagine the excitement of the National Geographic film crew when they captured this video of Selena emerging from the murky waters of the Rio Grande.

Perhaps one of the most famous illegal immigrants in the US of A, Selena Gomez frequently crosses the US/Mexico border dressed like a whore looking to spread her particular brand of Central American sluttery to the brain dead infidel masses.

Clearly US border agents are powerless against this wanton harlot, as Selena has no qualms about sucking and screwing her way into the American heartland. Only pious Muslim men, who are immune to Selena Gomez’s tricks as we find her feminine form offensive and revolting, can protect the US border from this true “dirty bomb”.

As the video above shows if the Americans are serious about securing their borders then they must turn them over to us Muslims now, or they run the risk of more Selena Gomez type slut attacks, and extreme VD ravaging the country. Allahu Akbar!

In an effort to pull more of the key pedophile demographic from The Disney Channel, the perverts at Nickelodeon put underage Ariana Grande in a bikini and squirted her with water.

The scene was for the Nickelodeon show “Victorious” which stars lolitas Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande, and it definitely did the trick as Nickelodeon saw a 3 point bump in the ratings among known sex offenders. Which is impressive considering a good amount of sex offenders are just in to diddling boys.

The scene below of Ariana Grande in a bikini is a major escalation in the dispute on who can sexualize children best for ratings, between The Disney Channel and Nickelodeon. It will be interesting to see what sort of sick stunt Disney will respond with.

Used up old Disney whore Vanessa Hudgens posed soaking wet in lingerie for these pictures and video from Details magazine.

Vanessa is following in a long line of Disney sluts who, after spending their youth prostituting their nubile bodies to pedophiles (Disney executives), now spend their twilight years slinging their well-used lady parts to the American public.

Vanessa Hudgens hopes that if she can just act slutty enough then she could be the next Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or dare she dream Justin Timberlake. The video below is a good start as it is extremely slutty, but don’t take my word for it see for yourself.

If that video wasn’t bad enough Vanessa Hudgens also posed for these provocative pictures below. I imagine Details is saving the real graphic XXX rated stuff for their magazine. Who can blame them, but from these pics and video I can tell it is going to be some sick kinky stuff.

Professional temptress Sophie Monk was photographed in a sexy little bikini by a pool in Mexico. Either Sophie really enjoys swimming or the pool water was cold because she is nipping out big time in these pics.

To be honest I have no idea who Sophie Monk is, but after viewing these pics I’d consider taking her as one of my wives provided she agree to convert to Islam and cut off her clit. I don’t think that is too much to ask to gain my favor.

Anyway here are the pics of Sophie Monk in a bikini with really hard nipples probably from the cold water in the pool, but possibly from thinking about me.

Here are some hot screen caps of Jessica Alba in a sex scene getting her boobies squeezed in a bathtub.

This movie must be artsy because Jessica Alba is notoriously uptight, and the only way someone like her would agree to shoot a scene with some guy palming her breasts would be for the sake of “art”.

Which reminds me can someone get me the number to Jessica’s people. I have a great idea for an artsy movie that just has Oscar written all over it. There is a scene were the female lead gets a “minivan” (2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back), but its going to be super tastefully done. I just think Jessica would be perfect for the role.