In an op-ed piece in The New York Times Angelina Jolie revealed that out of fear of developing tit cancer she has had both her breasts removed.
If Angelina Jolie thinks that by having a sex change she will escape the wrath of Allah for continually showing her sinful nude female body in movies she is a fool.
As you can see in the top 5 Angelina Jolie nude scenes below, Angelina has much to answer for, and will no doubt one day be punished severely for her crimes.
#5 “Wanted”
#4 “Mojave Moon”
#3 “Taking Lives”
#2 “Original Sin”
#1 “Gia”
The website Mr Skin is holding their annual “Anatomy Awards“, which recognizes achievements in nude depravity in film and television from the past year.
Here are the nominees in this year’s “Breast Picture” category.
“About Cherry” starring Ashley Hinshaw – The infidels who made this movie didn’t bother being subtle, as Ashley plays a whore who makes nude videos for money.
“American Reunion” starring Ali Cobrin – The humor in this film lies in the fact that the impotent Jew has no idea what to do with Ali Corbin’s tight naked body. Of course a girl like Ali throwing herself at a hook-nosed Christ killer is so improbable that “science fiction” would not even be an appropriate genre for this movie.
“Magic Mike” starring Olivia Munn – In this film Olivia Munn plays are frumpy bisexual slut, who likes to have sex with an AIDS infested homoqueer male stripper. Unfortunately Olivia showing her saggy tits is not nearly as big a turn on as seeing the results of her T-cell count would be.
“The Sessions” starring Helen Hunt – The old skank Helen Hunt plays a psychiatrist who likes to have sex with her patients. Which makes sense as one would have to be clinically insane to breed with this dried-up hag.
“Take This Waltz” starring Michelle Williams & Sarah Silverman – The only time Sarah Silverman naked in the shower would be attractive is if it were in Poland and there was gas coming out of the pipes. Luckily Michelle Williams’ thick pubic bush, and the large plow ready female livestock in the other stall save this scene.
You can vote for the winner of “Breast Picture”, as well as see all the videos in the other categories like “Best Butt”, “Best Boobs”, and “Best Nude Comer” on The Anatomy Awards site. Watch the teaser trailer below for more information.
Before Hayden Panettiere became the chaste Muslimina we know and love, she lived a life of sin and vice whoring herself for heathen Hollywood.
Let us take a moment and reflect upon Hayden Panettiere’s past transgressions, and take solace in the fact that even a depraved harlot (like Hayden once was) can be saved by the power of Allah.
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Hayden going through her “smart” phase when she dyed her hair brown, and only showed half of her breasts.
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Hayden acting flirty and commenting on the heat. The eternal hellfire would have been much hotter if Hayden didn’t convert to Islam.
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Typical infidel behavior shopping for junk food at a gas station while trying to pick up strange men.
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Hayden dancing to music and wearing revealing clothing. She is much more comfortable now that she sits in silence in a burka.
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Even as an infidel Hayden would cast lustful glances towards us virile Muslim men.
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Again Hayden’s eyes reveal her carnal desires. If anyone was a good candidate for a female circumcision it was Hayden.
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Allah invented skin cancer because he did not appreciate women like Hayden tanning their sinful bare flesh in his Sun.
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Shameful pelvic thrusts. Thank Allah Hayden is now on the receiving end of them from us virile Muslim men.
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Hayden use to suffer from body image issues before she found Islam and learned that a woman’s body’s only purpose is to receive fertile Muslim seed and birth children.
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Dancing never suited Hayden. She is much happier now making sandwiches and digging wells.
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Before Hayden developed an intense hatred for the Jews her most attractive feature was her tight ass.
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Simulating masturbation to fire up infidel football teams is no way to go through life.
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Hayden has learned quite a few more sex positions like “the choke a bitch”, and “the don’t look me in the eyes” now that she lays with us Muslim men.
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Even as an infidel Hayden would practice for the day when she would get a facial from a fertile Muslim.
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Showing her nude body to a limp-dicked mouth-breathing Jew who then had no idea how to please her. No wonder Hayden converted to Islam.
Kim Kardashian, everyone seems to have an opinion about her. Some think Kim is a low life piece of trash who only became famous because of a sex tape. Others think Kim is a misunderstood beauty who is overly criticized by a cynical public.
Love or hate her there is one thing we all can agree on… Kim Kardashian has one hell of a fat ass. So with that in mind here are the top 10 sexy Kim Kardashian animated GIFs.
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Kim Kardashian showing what it takes to make it to the top… no not determination, big titties and the willingness to show them off!
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Kim’s dance partner tries to control the wobbling of her ass. He’d have better luck trying to stop the waves in the sea.
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Kim Kardashian showing off her flabby gut and bulbous breasts. If you look closely you can see the stains where billions of future NBA and NFL players met their end.
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Does this look like a porn star to you? Kim Kardashian is a fashion icon damn it!
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Kim Kardashian needs to be spanked harder than that. Unfortunately on impact with Kim’s ass that man shattered every bone in his hand.
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Kim Kardashian preparing her body and mind for the NBA All Star weekend.
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This is how Kim Kardashian sucks a Popsicle. Did I mention she claims she is not a porn star?
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Kim Kardashian’s enormous ass goes through jeans like they were Kleenex.
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Is there anything more majestic than a mudshark in her natural habitat? By the way you can see the full Kim Kardashian sex tape here.
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The sexiest Kim Kardashian GIF ever! Gets me hard every time I see it.
Alison Brie is the marginally attractive star of the hit NBC show “Community”, but more importantly she has a very nice rack.
To celebrate Alison Brief overcoming her unremarkable looks to become something of a success in life we have compiled her 8 sexiest animated GIFs. No doubt, this will be the highest form of acknowledgement she will ever receive.
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This clip is from a photo shoot Alison recently did. The photographer was nice and actually humored her by including a couple pics of her face.
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Alison Brie’s acting at its finest. Notice how her tits convey the emotion of the scene with their furious jiggling.
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Upon hearing that there was a casting director in Hollywood that she hadn’t blown yet, Alison Brie sets off to “audition”.
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Alison Brie at her agent’s office receiving valuable career/fashion advice.
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Behind the scenes on the set of “Community”, Alison demonstrates the technique that landed her the role.
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This is an exclusive copy of Alison Brie’s acting reel that she sends out to producers.
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Alison getting warmed up for a big audition.
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There is nothing sexier than a woman who knows her place, and as this gif shows Alison Brie understands what she is there for.
Megan Fox, the name causes controversy throughout the Interwebs. Women and homosexuals try to argue that she is “not hot” and that she has freak “toe thumbs”. Like any straight guy is going to care what her thumbs look like when she has the face and body of a goddess.
Having weird thumbs is no reason not to be attracted to a girl. The only unattractive quality Megan Fox has is her lack of Islam. To prove it here are the Top 10 sexy Megan Fox GIFs.
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This is what it is like waking up next to Megan Fox. Damn she moves around a lot. It is best just to keep her tied to the bed.
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Megan Fox is bisexual and admitted she use to date a female stripper.
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Yes Megan Fox has a nearly flawless body. So she has “toe thumbs”, with a body like that she could have “dick thumbs” for all I care.
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There Megan Fox goes again dyking out with another girl. If I was there I’d sit and watch them finish before stoning them to death for crimes against Allah.
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Michael Bay brought out some of Megan Fox’s finest acting. For Instance this scene from Transformers 2.
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When Megan Fox is on camera she does what she is told. So why wasn’t she told to pull down those panties further? I blame the Jews!
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Megan Fox changing into what I can only hope is burka in the next scene. By Muhammad’s beard that would be hot!
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Megan Fox felt up her legs and ass for the cover of Esquire. I can only imagine what she would do for the cover of US Weekly.
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I believe Megan is saying “more” but she may be referring to herself as a “whore”. Either way nice tits.
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Hey Megan it looks like you have a problem with your distributor cap. You are going to need a hard banging from behind or your car will overheat.
