Lil Wayne is being praised throughout the Islamic world, after a video of the rapper stepping all over the American flag was released to the Web.
As you can see in the video below, Lil Wayne is performing in front of what looks like a welfare office when a giant American flag drops down behind him. Lil Wayne then proceeds to repeatedly drag his dirty feet across the flag while mumbling what sounds like verses from the holy Qur’an.
Famed cleric Al-Suq Akweer was the first to praise Lil Wayne for taking this brave stand against the godless Americans by making Lil Wayne an “honorary Muslim”, but only as long as he understands that as a Sub-Saharan abid he’ll have to shovel camel shit, empty our chamber pots, and sleep in the barn.
A sex tape featuring fiery redheaded actress Emma Stone appears to have just been leaked to the Web.
Emma Stone, who starred in such films as “The Amazing Spider-Man” and “Zombieland”, appears to expertly handles 3 guys at once in the sex tape video below.
Of course what is surprising about this sex tape is that Emma Stone is only with 3 guys. One would think a seasoned Hollywood star like Emma Stone would get worked over by at least a half a dozen men of varying ethnicity.
I guess this Emma Stone sex tape just goes to show you can’t always judge a book by its cover… and that is why it is important to burn all books but the holy Qur’an.
Model Kate Upton offends Islam from every angle while wearing a body paint bikini in this 360 video.
How dare Kate Upton mock our beloved Prophet by shamelessly twirling around with her fat titties and frumpy paint-covered ass!
Yes this Kate Upton video is the epitome of everything Muhammad stood against, as it features both a chunky woman and spinning. If Kate Upton were a Jew the Prophet himself probably would have returned from the afterlife to smite her with his scimitar right then and there.
Teen star Ariana Grande shows girls how to sit like a proper Western lady in this clip from her hit Nickelodeon show “Victorious”.
It is considered polite in the heathen West for women to sit backwards on a chair with their legs spread (like Ariana Grande is doing in this video), so that they air out their disease infested lady holes.
Yes Ariana Grande is performing a public service by teaching girls in the West to sit like this. Otherwise the mixture of STDs and black man jizz congealing in the foul baby caves of infidel women would start to ferment, and create a stench that would make Muhammad himself question the existence of a loving God.
Pop star Taylor Swift brazenly flashes her butt while in concert in the updress video above.
Clearly Taylor Swift is a degenerate slut who thinks that if she flashes her pancake ass and scoliosis ridden back while on stage she will get a man to bend her over and take her to pound town.
What Taylor Swift doesn’t understand is that us men are not interested in her shapeless fart clapper, and that the only hole we’d want to stick it in is her mouth to keep her from singing any more of her crappy love songs.
This weekend HBO will air the last episode of the 3rd season of “Game of Thrones”. To celebrate the season finale of this glorious Muslim TV program, we have compiled the top 5 “Game of Thrones” season 3 nude scenes below, and included a brief description of each video’s Islamic message.
#5 Elisa Lasowski
A virile Muslim is about to lay with a concubine when he is interrupted by a jealous “dancing boy” looking to get his anus stretched. What Muslim man hasn’t been in this situation?
#4 Carice Van Houten
Melisandre the Red Priestess of the Lord of Light (aka Allah) proves his existence to a heathen atheist by riding him and then torturing him with Shaitans.
#3 Oona Chaplin
The Muslim King Rob of the bearded Stark clan is offended by the sight of his wife’s sinful nude body while planning his Jihad against the gold rich Lannisters (aka Jews), so Rob threatens to “attack” her. She delays her beating by informing Rob that she is pregnant.
#2 Rose Leslie
A heathen Wildling whore mistakes a bearded Jon Snow for a proper pious Muslim, and she demands he break his oath to Allah by fornicating with her. Being a bastard son of a whore Jon Snow complies.
#1 Emilia Clarke
Daenerys Targaryen takes a bath while plotting her revenge upon the Jews who poisoned her mighty Muslim husband Drago when she is interrupted by a visitor. The visitor turns out to be a scimitar wielding Muslim named Daario Naharis. Daenerys immediately offers her nude body to this virile Muslim warrior.