Musical dream team Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels have teamed up again for another song that will surely go down in music history. After Miley recorded her own version of Bret Michaels’ hit “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” the pair have teamed up again for Bret’s new single “Nothing to Lose”.

Besides being one of the greatest songs ever written featuring 2 of the greatest vocalists of our generation in Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels, this song also features an underlying tone of taboo erotica. The song “Nothing to Lose” is reminiscent of Nabokov’s literary masterpiece “Lolita” in its subtle sexual undertones. The 46-year-old womanizer Bret Michaels and the 17-year-old slut Miley Cyrus singing about their love for each other is as good as it gets.

I assume the songs title “Nothing to Lose” refers to Bret’s disregard for the jail time he will undoubtedly serve once the district attorney hears this track. Listen to the Miley Cyrus Bret Michaels “Nothing to Lose” duet for yourself below.

Wow this is a new low for he/she pop singer Justin Bieber. In the video below a poor 3 year old girl is so tormented by the fact that the media has brainwashed her into loving Justin Bieber that she can not stop crying.

I feel for the kid. Imagine having your innocence stolen from you as you are forced to feel affection for some impish songstress with questionable vocal abilities. I know I would be hysterical as well.

Justin Bieber must be stopped. She is tormenting and traumatizing our nation’s youth with her prepubescent R&B ballads. Here is the video proof of what a scourge Justin Bieber is. A 3 year old in tears because she loves Justin Bieber. How sad is that. Click the image below to watch.

Megan Fox stripped down to her bra and panties for this commercial for Armani underwear.

Boy has Armani lost touch with its Italian roots! From what I know of Italians they are absolutely going to hate this commercial, and probably tear at their mustaches and throw a pizza pie across the room when they see it.

If Armani wanted to do this commercial right it would be shot in color, and they’d get Megan Fox a quality spray tan. Something in a rich mahogany. They then would blast some sick house music in the background while Megan grinds her privates into a juiced up gorilla. Now that’s Italian culture!

Ever since I broke the story that teen idols Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were big time lesbians, and most likely were twittering each others’ love buttons, I have received a lot of guff from smart-mouthed teenagers.

I’ll have you little punks know that I am a Jihadist and will not be intimidated no matter how many ill thought out misspelled insults you throw at me. In fact I will continue to out Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez as the tremendous dykes that they are. Not only that but in the coming days I will be outing more of your little teen celebrity icons as lesbians, and I will continue to do so until you denounce your Christian Jew God and accept Allah as your lord and master.

Now that that is settled watch this video of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez that pretty much proves they are as gay as the day is long.

2009 was a great year for the movie industry and the money grubbing Zionists who run it. Hollywood took in record amounts of money, and more poor dumb saps packed theaters than ever before.

I of course was not one of them. My doctors don’t let me watch movies because they make me “agitated”. The closest I get to seeing a real movie is watching the Sunday night movie on CBS, and those get me pretty worked up. I can only imagine how bad big Hollywood blockbusters are. If they have just as much salty language and subtle sexual innuendo as the last CBS movie I saw, Tom Selleck’s “Thin Ice”, then this whole country will be feeling the fierce wrath of Allah soon.

Here is a mashup of all the movies from 2009. Even though I have not seen any of these films just from watching this I can tell they are blasphemous and everyone involved in the making of them should be executed immediately.

Miley Cyrus got her face and crotch creamed while onstage in the UK the other day. It is probably not the first time and definitely not the last Miley takes a load of cream.

In an apparent “prank” Miley’s backup dancer (who looks like he is no stranger to taking cream himself) gets covered in cream. He then proceeds to shoot it on Miley hitting her crotch and face. Of course Miley being the pious Christian that she is starts grinding her crotch into the dancer covering it with even more cream.

Here is the video of the incident. Miley’s voice is so horrendous that, unless you are deaf, you will probably want to fast forward to the 1:45 mark.

One can not help but wonder if this is life imitating art. In a recent South Park episode titled “The Ring” the Jonas Brothers are depicted shooting their female fans in the face with hot white foam from long hoses. Here is the clip.

You be the judge. Is Disney really hell bent on selling sex to minors?

Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley.

In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff and sing the lyrics,

“Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, ’til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh.”

It is a classic case of Miley trying to relive her childhood through her sister. Only in Miley’s case her daddy made her dance on his lap and sing “I’m a little teapot”. Here is the video of Miley pimping out her little sister Noah Cyrus.