Taylor Swift butt



As you can see in the shocking video above, country music star Taylor Swift was caught feeling up her own butt while performing in concert.


What a disgusting display of sexual degeneracy by Taylor Swift. If there was just one morally upstanding individual in that audience Taylor Swift would have been stoned as soon as she stepped on stage in that slutty gold dress.


Of course that is too much to expect from the infidel masses, who stupidly cheer as Taylor Swift shamelessly plays with her ass while she gyrates her awkward body.


Taylor Swift and her fans better get their sick kicks in now at these sex shows, because when Islam finishes conquering the US of A they are going to be doing a different type of gyrating when faced with the wrath of Sharia law.

Miley Cyrus sex tape



Praise be to Allah! It appears as though Miley Cyrus finally has had a sex tape leaked to the web!


As you can see in the video below, a woman who bares a remarkable resemblance to Miley Cyrus expertly sucks off a man.


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It certainly looks as though this is the Miley Cyrus sex tape video we’ve all been waiting for, and though the manhood being serviced is tiny by Islamic standards, there is little doubt that it belongs to a Muslim man.


What a thrill it must have been for Miley Cyrus to make her first sex tape with a virile Muslim. One suspects that this sex tape video will be just one of many to come from Miley Cyrus.

Victoria Justice Ariana Grande sex toys



It has been well established on this site that Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice just isn’t happy unless she is holding a phallus. That is why it should come as no surprise that Victoria was caught in the video above having a sex toy party with fellow Nickelodeon teen slut Ariana Grande.


The sight of these horny teen girls frolicking around in their short dresses while playfully fondling long yellow dildos greatly offends my delicate Muslim sensibilities.


Thank Allah this video cuts off before Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande started violently penetrating each others orifices, as the sight would have disturbed my loins to the point of requiring a cleansing flagellation, and these girls would have to answer for my spilled seed in Sharia court.

Spider-Man 2012



We have just received what appears to be exclusive behind the scenes video from the set of the new “The Amazing Spider-Man” movie which is due out later this year.


If this thrilling action scene of the putz superhero Spider-Man trying to back flip off a wall is any indication, then this movie is going to be incredible.


Evil has met its match as this spazz in tights hurls his awkward body around for 2 hours of nonstop excitement. I for one can not wait to see more from this reboot of the classic Spider-man movies.

Taylor Swift Justin Bieber



It looks like we have ourselves a Hollywood lesboqueer love triangle, as pop diva Justin Bieber was caught cheating with Taylor Swift in the video below.


Justin Bieber is supposed to be in a monogamous lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift’s best friend Selena Gomez. However, as you can see in the shocking video below of Taylor Swift air humping the back of Justin Bieber’s head while listening to Ellen Degeneres’ comedy album, these 2 dykes are clearly engaged in a secret sexual love affair.


Taylor Swift Justin Bieber cheating


The fact that Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift are scissoring vaginas behind Selena Gomez’s back is deplorable and the ultimate betrayal. One can only hope that in the future Selena finds someone more appreciative to share the other end of her double-sided dildo.

Taylor Swift nips



Taylor Swift continues to be one of the most brazen whores in heathen Hollywood, shamelessly flaunting her rock hard nipples in the video above.


Taylor must have caught sight of a virile Muslim man which sent her into an erotic frenzy, and caused her to display her hard nipples to signal her eagerness to breed. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift no self-respecting Muslim will ever enter her overused meat sheath as her overt sexual behavior and suggestive song lyrics are an offense to Islam.


If Taylor really wants to be mounted by a virile Muslim (which she most certainly does) she must turn herself in to Shariah court to make amends for her crimes against Islam. Of course Taylor will almost certainly be executed by stoning, but there is a chance that her Muslim prison guards will occupy her repeatedly before her execution date. Thus making this righteous path of atonement more than worth the cost of life for Taylor Swift.

Kim Kardashian gifs



Kim Kardashian, everyone seems to have an opinion about her. Some think Kim is a low life piece of trash who only became famous because of a sex tape. Others think Kim is a misunderstood beauty who is overly criticized by a cynical public.


Love or hate her there is one thing we all can agree on… Kim Kardashian has one hell of a fat ass. So with that in mind here are the top 10 sexy Kim Kardashian animated GIFs.


#10

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Kim Kardashian showing what it takes to make it to the top… no not determination, big titties and the willingness to show them off!



 


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Kim’s dance partner tries to control the wobbling of her ass. He’d have better luck trying to stop the waves in the sea.



 


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Kim Kardashian showing off her flabby gut and bulbous breasts. If you look closely you can see the stains where billions of future NBA and NFL players met their end.



 


#7

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Does this look like a porn star to you? Kim Kardashian is a fashion icon damn it!



 


#6

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Kim Kardashian needs to be spanked harder than that. Unfortunately on impact with Kim’s ass that man shattered every bone in his hand.



 


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Kim Kardashian preparing her body and mind for the NBA All Star weekend.



 


#4

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This is how Kim Kardashian sucks a Popsicle. Did I mention she claims she is not a porn star?



 


#3

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Kim Kardashian’s enormous ass goes through jeans like they were Kleenex.



 


#2

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Is there anything more majestic than a mudshark in her natural habitat? By the way you can see the full Kim Kardashian sex tape here.



 


#1

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The sexiest Kim Kardashian GIF ever! Gets me hard every time I see it.