Megan Fox stripped down to her bra and panties for this commercial for Armani underwear.
Boy has Armani lost touch with its Italian roots! From what I know of Italians they are absolutely going to hate this commercial, and probably tear at their mustaches and throw a pizza pie across the room when they see it.
If Armani wanted to do this commercial right it would be shot in color, and they’d get Megan Fox a quality spray tan. Something in a rich mahogany. They then would blast some sick house music in the background while Megan grinds her privates into a juiced up gorilla. Now that’s Italian culture!
Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley.
In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff and sing the lyrics,
“Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, ’til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh.”
It is a classic case of Miley trying to relive her childhood through her sister. Only in Miley’s case her daddy made her dance on his lap and sing “I’m a little teapot”. Here is the video of Miley pimping out her little sister Noah Cyrus.
Never one to mince words, porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress Holly Sampson was actually claiming to have “f*cked” Tiger Woods back on May 26th.
In a web video for some adult site, Holly and another porn star are interviewed. When Holly is asked if she has ever had sex with anyone famous she first name drops Kevin Costner (who apparently has an enormous dong). Then Holly casually mentions she had sex Tiger Woods.
This leads her into the whole story of how her and Tiger met, and what he was like in bed saying,
“I f*cked Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good.”
“I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”
Sampson also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom.
“It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”
Here is video of Holly Sampson discussing banging Tiger Woods back on May 26th. Enjoy!
The video below is a leaked preview of the Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape. Did you know there was a Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape? Neither did I. Frankly I am not surprised, but I am pretty damn pissed that only a preview has been leaked.
So now I have to wait for the full Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape to be leaked? I am already waiting for those damn Carrie Prejean sex tapes to come out. I don’t think I can take much more of this.
If the Carmen Electra and Carrie Prejean sex tapes are not leaked soon I’m going to starting issuing fatwas! Trust me you wouldn’t like me when I fatwa!
Here is the preview of the Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape.
Well the inevitable has happened, the Carrie Prejean (Miss California) sex tape has been leaked to the Internet.
I agree with Carrie Prejean that same sex marriage should not be made legal, but I still find her stance on the subject morally weak. How about actually standing for something Carrie? How about being a righteous woman and promoting Islamic law, for it is the one true law praise be to Allah.
Islamic law is very clear, not only should sodomites not be allowed to marry, they should be castrated with a curved sword, then whipped in the town square until they are straight. If Carrie Prejean was truly a moral woman she would have said that… oh and she wouldn’t have made a sex tape.
Anyway here is the Carrie Prejean sex tape.
By now those of you who read this site know that all celebrities are involved in the dark arts, and are most likely reptilian creatures who have taken human form to control our minds and sell magazines. That much is obvious.
However, I just uncovered some startling new information! It appears that these satanic shape shifting snakes may in fact be immortal as well!
Watch this video below and see for yourself. The greatest living American actor Keanu Reeves is in fact immortal. He has taken many forms through the years, and is hell bent on hypnotizing the masses with his docile acting style.
What at first glance just looks like a piss poor attempt at a sex tape, is actually the security camera footage from the night Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was viciously attacked by Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
As this video clearly shows Jayde poured some sort of drink on Francis as he walks by almost drowning the poor man. Courageously he spins around and grabs Jayde Nicole at the bar and self-defensively drags her by her hair across the floor for a few feet.
I love a good girl fight. The only thing this one is missing is titties popping out.
