Here are some pictures of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria Secret Fashion show.

My friend Ahmed was working as a grip on the show, and he shot these pics of Marisa getting ready for her big appearance. Unfortunately Ahmed is a softcore kind of guy and only shot pictures of Marisa when she was clothed. He totally failed to capture the hardcore tribadism between Marisa and the other girls that surely took place. Needless to say I beat Ahmed profusely for disappointing me.

Regardless these pics of Marisa still get the job done. Especially if you pretend that diamond hanging from her bra was stolen from some Jew during the holocaust… I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

Just look at my new girlfriend, Victoria Secret model Candice Swanepoel, in that bikini. Isn’t she a vision?

Of course Candice doesn’t know she is my girlfriend just yet. In fact we have never even met. However, there is not a woman alive that can resist a passionate man who is on a mission. Once I explain to her that I am a celebrity jihadist I expect her to melt in my arms and her panties to drop to her ankles.

So world take a last look at Candice Swanepoel’s godlike body, because once you she becomes Durka Durka’s woman you better believe I’ll have her covered head to toe… and chained to my radiator.

Victoria Secret just held their annual lingerie fashion show, and once again Celeb Jihad was not invited to attend. If you are half as outraged at this snub as I was then I will need to pause for a moment to let you collect yourself…..

When are those Zionist pigs at Victoria Secret going to recognize that Celeb Jihad is the Internet’s #1 celebrity gossip site run by Islamic extremists? It can hardly be considered an “event” if we are not there to cover it!

As a showing of goodwill I have decided to post pictures from the show. But hear me Victoria Secret, if I am not invited to the next showing and given an exclusive backstage pass to the model changing area were I will be allowed to inspect how the bras and panties fit, apply baby oil, and tweak nipples, then there will be hell to pay!

Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio was on the beach modeling the hell out of some bikinis the other day. This woman is perfection! Not only is she flawless physically, but she has the work ethic of a goddamn mule.

Alessandra must have been out there rolling around on the beach and looking hot for hours. Do you have any idea how hard that is? Most girls can’t even manage to look hot for a second, let alone all day!

In honor of all of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard work I’ve compiled a ton of pictures of her in various bikinis from yesterday. I think we should all take a minute and sit back and enjoy the fruits of her labor.

Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Victoria Secret model Marisa Miller changing bikinis.

I have to laugh at the woman trying to cover Marisa’s ass to protect her modesty. Marisa’s whole life revolves around wearing next to nothing and changing clothes in front of large groups of people. I don’t think she is exactly bashful.

However I do have to give props to the towel girl and guardian of Marisa Miller’s virtue. She showed up to work on a Victoria Secret bikini shoot in a bikini with her beer belly just hanging out. That takes guts… literally.

Miranda Kerr is a beautiful Victoria Secret model, but she is probably best known as the place where Orlando Bloom parks his manhood.

Why a beauty like Miranda is wasting her feminine wiles on a man like Orlando Bloom is beyond me. As evident from his “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies Orlando is incapable of growing a respectable beard thus proving that he is not a real man.

Miranda should be with a real man like Osama or Santa Claus not that lady boy Orlando. In the Middle East women scorn baby face half men. I guess I’ll never understand western aesthetics.

Here are some pics of Miranda Kerr topless at the beach during a Victoria Secret photo shoot.

I would like to issue a fatwa against Victoria Secret and Adriana Lima! It is bad enough they try to corrupt me by sending me their catalogs full of half naked temptresses. But now I have to see pictures of their sexy fashion shows too!

I am signaling out Adriana Lima because of all the jezebels Victoria Secret throws at me she is the most desirable. Adriana has beautiful eyes and would look absolutely stunning showing them off in a full burqa. Instead she parades around in lingerie with her bottom hanging out. For shame!