Celeb Jihad - The Only Celebrity Gossip Site Run by Islamic Extremists » Victoria Beckham http://www.celebjihad.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:53:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Permanently Posh: Victoria Beckham to stay on as full time ‘Idol’ judge? http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/premently-posh-victoria-beckahm-to-stay-on-as-full-time-idol-judge http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/premently-posh-victoria-beckahm-to-stay-on-as-full-time-idol-judge#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:43:09 +0000 Jimmy Jihad http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1420

Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) is reportedly on her way to Boston to take part in the second round of American Idol auditions, E! News is reporting. This brings to mind several questions:

1. Despite claims to the contrary, will Posh stay on as a permanent judge for American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul?

2. Who gives a shit if this limey tw*t replaces that crazy c*nt?

3. Why are there so many British people on American Idol?

4. Why would David Beckham marry any woman, much less an Ethiopian with ridiculous breast implants?

5. Why am I even writing about this? Why didn’t I go to law school when I had the chance? What the hell happened in my life that I have been reduced to speculating on the career moves of a god damn spice girl?

Allah, most merciful, allow me to become a martyr at once! I beg of you!

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Victoria “Posh” Beckham the famous anorexic and wife to lady boy David Beckham, appeared in public the other day wearing a see through top. Her nipples look coarse like an unripened fig! I find them extremely offensive. I’ve also included pictures taken yesterday of Posh wearing tiny short shorts. Her vagesh is practically hanging out!

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