Because Western women are extremely misguided they do not draw their self-worth from being a dutiful servant to their husbands, and birthing masculine children. Instead they foolishly think they can “make something” of themselves. However, since all women have small uncreative brains, and are sinful whores by nature the path they take to “make it” usually involves prostituting themselves for attention.
Kate Upton is a perfect example of this. For those who do not know Kate Upton made a name for herself when she appeared nearly naked in the heathen porno magazine called Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She is now trying to maintain her new found notoriety by posting disgusting slutty pictures like the one above on her Twitter account.
Kate Upton must be basing her self-worth on how many horny guys she can get masturbating to her on Twitter. Kate needs to learn that a woman will never be complete until she takes her proper place at the heel of a strong Muslim man. I would like to extend an offer to the elder males of Kate Upton’s clan to be the Muslim man who will control her and show her how to be an obedient and self-fulfilled woman. I await their response. Allahu Akbar!
Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice took to her Twitter account today to tweet the above picture of herself making an obscene hand gesture to her fans.
Victoria Justice is flashing a “V”, which as everyone knows is lesbian code for “vagina”. Victoria is signaling to her fans that she is horny and needs to score some vagina as soon as possible.
While Victoria’s lesboqueer tendencies have already condemned her to hell, (and hopefully soon a morality trial under Sharia law) she has no right to try and corrupt her female fan base with these provocative pictures. Especially considering Victoria Justice’s fans are extremely dim-witted young teen girls.
I wouldn’t be surprised if we see a large uptake in hot young teen lesbian girls kissing, rubbing, and exploring their nubile bodies since Victoria released this pic. So if you happen to catch any hot teen girls making sweet passionate love be sure to document the event and send it to us here at Celeb Jihad. We will use this as evidence against Victoria Justice when Sharia law is imposed on America. Allahu Akbar!
Teen Internet singing sensation Rebecca Black is in a quickly escalating feud with Disney stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
It all started when Rebecca Black remarked on how much she wanted to sex Selena Gomez’s girlfriend Justin Bieber. Then came reports that Disney is looking to use Rebecca Black to replace confirmed psycho Demi Lovato on the hit show “Sonny with a Chance”. According to sources inside Disney they feel Rebecca Black is just as untalented, racially ambiguous, and marginally attractive as Demi Lovato, so she would be perfect for the role.
As a sign of solidarity against the upstart Rebecca Black, Demi Lovato tweeted her ex-lover Selena Gomez for the first time in years saying, “I miss you because apparently we’re one in the same..!!! Oh and Rebecca Black is a cunt!”. Soon after, Selena replied on her Twitter with “hahaha flashback!! Oh, good times. I’m going to cut that Rebecca bitches face.”
Tough talk from Selena and Demi. We will see how Rebecca Black and her crew responds. Something tells me that this is going to end in bloodshed.
Celebrities flocked to their Twitter accounts to mock and laugh at the people of Japan after an earthquake and tsunami devastated the country earlier today.
Of course we expect nothing less from celebrities who’s hateful nature is well documented on this site. These tweets prove once again that all celebrities are Zionist controlled demons who enjoy basking in the misery of human suffering.
Renowned cocksman and honorary Muslim, Charlie Sheen took to his Twitter account to defend himself against slander from the freakishly deformed movie critic Roger Ebert.
As you can see in the Twitter exchange above, Ebert unfairly attacks Sheen, calling him lonely. Of course it is only through the evils of modern Western medicine and social media that Roger Ebert is even still able to express his opinion, considering Allah in his infinite wisdom inflicted his jaw with cancer.
Of course being the winner that he is Charlie Sheen easily outwits Roger Ebert by sarcastically tweeting back that banging 5 women at once sure is lonely. To which there was no response from Ebert, probably because his nurse maid is still wiping the dribble from his prosthetic chin.
Muslim actress Sarah Shahi recently Twittered the above naked picture of herself, and I must applaud her for beating the Zionist whores in Hollywood at their own game.
Normally I’d chastise and stone a woman for showing even close to this much skin, but I am definitely willing to give Sarah Shahi a pass because this picture is so artfully done. Notice the placement of Sarah’s arm blocking our view of her vagina and nipples. This is essential because as every Muslim knows those are the most offensive parts of a woman’s body.
Sarah Shahi has once again impressed me with her moral fortitude and good sense. Not to mention her brilliant marketing strategy of posting naked pictures on Twitter will surely draw the attention of the horny degenerate kuffar masses. She’ll then be able to sell them diet pills and cheeseburgers, and use the profits to fund terrorist operations around the world. Allahu Akbar!
Washed-up has been Amanda Bynes took to her Twitter account to post the above slutty pictures to try to revive her long dead career.
Amanda Bynes has a long way to go if she wants to get back into the movies, and showing her stomach while wearing some tights is just not going to get the job done.
Amanda needs to realize how irrelevant she is right now. The only thing that will restart her career is a sex tape. However, it can not be just any sex tape it is going to have to be something special. Possibly involving some sort of farm animal and moderately heavy fisting.
