Twilight’s ‘Laurent’ Looks Like Hell

Jimmy Jihad — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:41 +0000

Edi Gathegi, the actor who portrays Laurent the vampire in the Twilight films, has really let himself go. Sources close to the actor say that Gathegi has been distraught since learning that his character was to be killed off in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, which premiers today.

“Ever since he found out that Laurent dies he’s been robo tripping pretty hard,” said co-star Robert Pattinson. “I watched him polish off four bottles of Robitussin in one sitting.”

Added Pattinson, “I told him he better slow down, but he just told me to shut my cracker mouth.”

‘New Moon’ Soundtrack Causes Controversy

Jimmy Jihad — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:17:20 +0000

The Twilight Saga: New Moon staring Robert Pattinson doesn’t open until later this year, but the film’s soundtrack was released today. Some family groups are outraged over the song choices. Is the content really inappropriate, or are parents simply out of touch with the youth of today?

Here’s an exclusive list of songs from the soundtrack. Take a look and judge for yourself.

“Fuck tha Police” – NWA
“Closer” – Nine Inch Nails
“Bela Lugosi’s Dead” – Bauhaus
“What What: In the Butt” – Samwell
“StarFucker” – The Rolling Stones
“Gimme That Nut” - Eazy E
“Slob On My Knob” – Three 6 Mafia
“Rock & Roll Nigger” – Patti Smith
“High ‘Til I Die (New Moon Remix)” – Tupac
“Necropedophile” – Cannibal Corpse
“Jesus Hitler” – Carnivore
“Meet Me On The Equinox” – Death Cab for Cutie

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