OMG, Twilight fans! Have we got a treat for you. There’s a band new clip from Eclipse, and we have the exclusive video.
In the new scene, the Volturi, a group of homosexual emo kids, are stranded at a parking garage when their parents forget to pick them up from a Death Cab for Cuttie concert. While the group hatches a plot to sell their bodies for cash in order to pay for the bus ride home, a group of Seattle’s fabled “white homeless” begin to riot when they are informed that their food stamps will no longer be accepted at Starbuks. Pretty exciting stuff.
The best part of the clip is Dakota Fanning. She plays Jane, a vampire who was injured as a child and lost the ability to act. Enjoy!
Democratic Representative and Twilight star John Murtha died on Monday at the age of 77, according to media reports. He had been suffering complications after a gallbladder surgery.
A retired Marine and a vociferous critic of the Iraq War, Murtha was set to appear in this year’s Twilight sequel, Twilight: Eclipse. He was cast as Tyrone Cullen, a jive-talking vampire from Brooklyn who teaches his vampire grandson Edward (Robert Pattinson) how to dance for the big vampire talent show.
A memorial service will be held this Friday.
Post-production work on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, the third installment of the Twilight franchise, has been canceled, Summit Entertainment has announced. Although principal photography was completed earlier this year, Summit’s founder Patrick Wachsberger said it isn’t worth everyone’s time and effort to finish another Twilight film.
“Look, the cast, the crew, the producers; we’re all stinking rich, so why keep going?” said Wachsberger. “Is it really worth a few billion more to produce another piece of vampire drivel? I think not.”
When asked if he was worried about a backlash from fans, Robert Pattinson, the film’s star, did not mince words.
“I could buy and sell every Playboy Playmate from the past 20 years,” said Pattinson. “What the hell do we care about a bunch of Twihards who are still in training bras?”
