“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara just tweeted the above photo of herself taking a siesta by the pool while in a thong.
Sofia Vergara must be having a flashback to her days in a Tijuana brothel were she would use her big brown ass in a thong to entice the gringo Johns.
However, Sofia Vergara needs to remember that she is in America now, and she is being paid to scrub toilets not laze around the pool taking photos of her butt ripping rancid taco farts. Perhaps Sofia Vergara should be sent to work in the lettuce fields until she learns a proper appreciation for her role in society.
Rihanna just tweeted this photo showing off her ass in a thong bikini while in a pool.
Clearly Rihanna is risking her life and (more importantly for a black woman) the integrity of her weave by taking this thong bikini picture in a swimming pool.
Rihanna better cling to that raft for dear life or this will be her last thong pic, for as the old Islamic proverb goes, “Abids in water are like turds in a toilet, most of them sink”. Truly the wisdom of us Muslims is profound and boundless!
Once again the infidel haters are attacking Amanda Bynes and calling her “crazy” for tweeting the above sexy photo of her face superimposed on a camel.
It is hard to tell where Amanda Bynes’ head ends and the camel begins. Clearly Amanda’s Photoshop skills are second only to the man who made brother Barack Obama’s birth certificate.
Not only is this Amanda Bynes camel photo not “psychotic” like many are claiming, but to anyone with taste (i.e. us Muslim men) it is an extremely erotic work of art.
Amanda Bynes and camels share many similarities (except for the fact that Amanda doesn’t spit she swallows) as both have large humps, and us Muslims would enjoy riding either long and hard through the desert night.
Miley Cyrus celebrated the latest heroic Islamic victory over the pathetic US of A by posting the ridiculously sarcastic tweet above.
You can almost hear Miley Cyrus chuckling with delight as she sends “peace” and “blessings” to Boston. Of course Islam is the “religion of peace”, and those killed by the Boston marathon bombing are blessed to no longer be living in a festering hellhole like Boston.
There is much to celebrate as thanks to this courageous bombing the infidels will think twice before holding a marathon. These blasphemous events that celebrate half-starved Africans, and give yuppies a false sense of accomplishment deserve to be stricken from the earth. Running 26.2 miles is nothing when any Muslim could easily run 100′s of miles through scorching hot sand if it was the will of Allah.
The infidel side of the Internet is all aflutter over someone named Alison Pill posting the above topless picture on Twitter.
As a Muslim I don’t see what the big deal is. If this nerdy young boy wants to post pictures without his shirt on there is nothing wrong with that.
In fact this Alison Pill fella should consider converting to Islam, as we appreciate the smooth shapeless bodies of dancing boys such as himself. Alison could live an extremely rewarding life spending his days constructing IEDs, and his nights hand-feeding figs in the tents of powerful Muslim men.
The above photo was reportedly tweeted by rapper Kanye West (and then immediately deleted), and it appears to show Kim Kardashian naked on a bed stuffing her fat face… with food.
Of course Kanye is trying to show off to his fellow “brothas” by posting this pic of a nude Kim. Rappers can not help but “floss” their possessions, and since Kim Kardashian is the most coveted fat-ass mudshark in the world it is understandable that Kanye could not contain himself.
This certainly will not be the last time we see X-rated material from attention whores like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Who knows maybe we will get a part 2 to the famous Kim Kardashian sex tape. Here is to hoping it is an all anal edition.