Celebrities are all hopeless nitwits. For example look at this picture of Jessica Biel washing her toes. She is doing it all wrong!

First Jessica you do not need to be topless to wash you toes. You just need to remove your shoes and any socks you may or may not be wearing. Your full beautiful breasts have nothing to do with toe washing!

Next Jessica you do not have to climb into a sink to wash your toes. You can simply bend over or crouch down in the shower to clean them, or better yet if you are taking a bath you can just bend your knees and reach them. How stupid is this girl to climb into a sink? I mean come on!

Jessica Biel, like all celebrities, is a mentally challenged f*cktard who has no place in decent society. Someone should strap a helmet on her and confine her to a padded room, so she can not harm herself or others.

Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

The new issue of Vanity Fair will feature a topless Tiger Woods trying to do his best impression of a black man (lifting weights while wearing a skullcap).

I always just assumed Tiger Woods was getting all these women because he was rich and famous, but boy was I wrong. Tiger has some major sex appeal. There is not a woman alive who does not get extremely turned on at the sight of hairy purple nipples. I mean look at those things. They look like a black lamb’s asshole. How erotic is that?

All you women who have viewed this photo of Tiger Woods, and feel an overwhelming urge to pleasure yourselves furiously please leave our website. This is an Allah fearing Muslim site, and we don’t want any disgusting feminine orgasms mocking it up!

Pop star and ex punching bag Rihanna expresses herself as a woman the only way a woman can by posing almost nude for pictures in a magazine. In this case that magazine is the upcoming issue of GQ.

It takes a lot to impress me after I’ve already seen the subject naked, so since Rihanna’s naked pics were leaked her photos were just not catching my attention until now. The first pic espcially is quite good. Very classy and artsy use of a crotch grab with tits almost fully exposed.

Here are the pics of Rihanna in GQ. The only thing missing is some doggy style butt stuff… maybe next time.

Lindsay Lohan posed almost completely naked in these pictures and video from Muse Magazine.

The photo spread is titled “A Day In The Life: Lindsay Lohan” and appears to depict an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. That is to say a drug fueled threesome in a hotel room.

I don’t know if this video and pictures were shot to fulfill some court ordered anti-drug community service PSA stemming from Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrest, but they sure do a hell of a job convincing me to stay off drugs. Honestly this video is like watching a bunch of homeless people wrestling over a crack rock… that is to say VERY erotic.

Here is the video of a naked Lindsay Lohan rolling around with a guy and girl.

Here are the pictures of a topless Lindsay Lohan in Muse Magazine.

Check out these pictures of Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren in a bikini. No wonder Tiger was cheating on her! Any wife that would pose in seductive pictures like these is no better than a common jezebel.

Of course if this was a progressive country like Iran, Tiger would have been able to lash Elin, and then cast her out into the desert for being a whore who shows no regard for her husband. But no you backwards Western countries with your sissy domestic abuse laws won’t allow that.

Tiger’s marital bed was already defiled. He had no choice but to seek out other places to lay his head… and his c*ck.

Miranda Kerr and some other models posed topless for the 2010 Pirelli calendar.

I have no idea who or what Pirelli is but it sounds European. That would probably explain why the girls are all topless. Many Americans don’t know that in Europe the women all walk around topless.

That was the main reason why the sexually repressed Pilgrims came to America. They were fleeing the beautiful bare breasts of Europe. Share that little bit of information with your friends and family this Thanksgiving. Oh and show them these pictures to emphasize the point.