“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara just tweeted the above photo of herself taking a siesta by the pool while in a thong.

Sofia Vergara must be having a flashback to her days in a Tijuana brothel were she would use her big brown ass in a thong to entice the gringo Johns.

However, Sofia Vergara needs to remember that she is in America now, and she is being paid to scrub toilets not laze around the pool taking photos of her butt ripping rancid taco farts. Perhaps Sofia Vergara should be sent to work in the lettuce fields until she learns a proper appreciation for her role in society.

Ireland Baldwin, the 17-year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, shows off her barely illegal ass in the thong bikini pictures below.

This is a disgrace! At her age Ireland Baldwin should not be out humping surfboards in a thong bikini… she should be at home preparing to give birth to her third child.

Ireland Baldwin has brought great dishonor to the Baldwin clan with these thong bikini photos. Certainly no man with any sense will want to purchase her for his wife now. Really the best thing for the Baldwins to do is to try to strengthen their bloodlines by breeding Ireland with her uncle Stephen Baldwin, because let’s be honest Billy Baldwin probably won’t have her.

Victoria Secret model Candice Swanepoel shows off her body in a thong bikini in the pictures below.

Clearly Candice Swanepoel is displaying her wares in this thong bikini with the hope that she will be purchased as a concubine by a virile Muslim man.

Unfortunately for Candice Swanepoel there is little to like about these thong bikini pics, as her body is severely lacking in sexy pubic hair, and her flat dumpy ass would not be able to handle the impressive size of a Muslim’s manhood.

Add to that the fact that Candice Swanepoel’s body appears malnourished and thus unfit for field work, and she is likely to fetch only a few dinars when she is auctioned at market later this month.

“Vampire Diaries” star Nina Dobrev was caught dyking out while in a thong bikini in the photos below.

Nina Dobrev and her lesboqueer friends, Ryan Seacrest ex-beard Julianne Hough in pink and Ragina Ricker in black, were photographed on Miami Beach partaking in common lesbian sex acts like holding hands and checking each other for ticks.

These heathen sexual deviants then probably all retreated to their hotel room to strip out of their bikinis and eagerly tongue each other’s moist sin holes. A sickening image that disturbs the mind and upsets the digestion of us true pious Muslims.

At 17-years-old Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner’s biological clock is certainly ticking, and thus so is her viability of becoming a Muslim’s wife.

In a last ditch attempt to get her married off before she descends into darkness like her mudshark half-sisters Kim and Khloe, Kendall Jenner was taken to Greece and put in a thong bikini to advertise her wares in the photos below.

Unfortunately for Kendall I am not seeing much in these thong bikini pictures that would pique a Muslim’s interest, as her narrow hips do not bode well for birthing, and her weak frame does not look up to handling field work.

I am afraid the best Kendall Jenner can hope for is to serve as a concubine for a Muslim man who is into rough anal with skinny girls. Of course this life is infinitely more favorable to getting involved with black guys like her half-sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian.

Rihanna just tweeted this photo showing off her ass in a thong bikini while in a pool.

Clearly Rihanna is risking her life and (more importantly for a black woman) the integrity of her weave by taking this thong bikini picture in a swimming pool.

Rihanna better cling to that raft for dear life or this will be her last thong pic, for as the old Islamic proverb goes, “Abids in water are like turds in a toilet, most of them sink”. Truly the wisdom of us Muslims is profound and boundless!