Taylor Momsen sex show



“Gossip Girl” star, singer, and 17-year-old slut Taylor Momsen is performing her teen sex show in Europe this summer. As you can in the pictures below Taylor Momsen flashes her underage breasts and ass to the crowds in the vain hope of distracting them from her horrible music.


While Taylor Momsen obviously has some lucrative deal with a nipple tape manufacturer we can not help but feel that at 17-years-old she should be spending her time doing other things besides putting on sex shows for throngs of horny Europeans. For instance marrying a Muslim man and birthing him at least 3 children by now.


Yes these pictures of Taylor Momsen are an excellent example of what happens when you follow the foolish infidel practice of not marrying off a woman when she reaches the breeding age of 12. When left to her own devices Taylor Momsen (like all women) inevitably became a tremendous whore.

 

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Victoria Justice ass



Newly 18 year old actress Victoria Justice set up a photo op with paparazzi in an alley behind a Denny’s on La Brea last night. Because like most actresses Victoria Justice understands that to stay relevant she is going to have to prostitute herself in pictures to create a “buzz” around her (fake) name.


As you can see in the pictures below, Victoria Justice is photogenic and takes instructions well. A paparazzi shouted, “Hey Victoria show us that tight teen ass!” and being accustomed to hearing this in every audition she has ever been on, Victoria instinctively turned and presented her rear for inspection (as seen in the 2nd photo below).


Yes, Victoria Justice is well on her way to becoming a typical Hollywood whore who desperately works the press for attention. If she does not land a starring role in a major studio film soon, I expect a sex tape or at the very least nude cell phone pics to be leaked to the internet.

 

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Lady Gaga teen



Before Lady Gaga became the professional musician that is loved the world over, she was quite the little hellcat teenager causing her parents all sorts of grief with her outrageous outfits as is evident by the picture of a teen Gaga above.


Look how she flaunts that ridiculous pink dress. Frankly she looks like a weirdo! Why doesn’t she wear some assless chaps with a pair of reindeer antlers like a normal person?


I’m sure Lady Gaga cringes when she looks back on this picture. How could she ever think something so outlandish looked good? I mean it would be one thing if the dress had the nipples cut out and was wrapped in bubble wrap, but it doesn’t. How embarrassing!



Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber won’t stop sniffing her fingers.

According to a source close to the star, Bieber is constantly smelling her fingers throughout the day for no apparent reason. When confronted about the disgusting behavior, Bieber will get defensive and claim that she is simply making the “peace” sign. If pushed on the subject, Bieber will run out of the room and begin to cry.

“It’s a compulsion,” said the source who we met at the Costco concession stand in Oxnard, California. “Justin will just sit there all day sniffing her fingers and giggling to herself. I’m not sure what they smell like, but it’s pretty gross.”

Now, first of all, let’s not jump to conclusions about where those fingers have been. Sure, they could have been scratching Bieber’s anus only moments before, but at the same time, they could be freshly washed, and Justin could simply be enjoying the clean scent of Purell.

Second, it’s perfectly normal for children to go through a “finger smelling” phase. As a boy, I would routinely sniff my fingers after running them through a camel’s hair. Even in my late teens, I would find myself sniffing my fingers after handling skarn rocks during the stoning of adulterous women in our village. But I grew out of it, and so will Justin.

Everyone is so quick to jump on the celebrity-bashing bandwagon that they lose sight of the fact that Justin is just a child. Being so popular at such a young age must be like living in a fishbowl.

We should all step back and remember that in a few short years, Bieber’s fresh young face will be hidden by a burqa and she will be married to a prominent clansman. For now, let’s just let the kid be a kid.