TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950′s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the top deck John F. Kennedy is lying sunning himself, and preparing his mind for the insane amount of wild sex to come.

Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks the result of aging, handling, and beating off too.

There are numerous articles and books on John F. Kennedy which mention a Mediterranean boating trip that he took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. It was rumored that they entertained a number of women on the yacht, as Ted Kennedy entertained a number of whiskeys in his liver.

Jackie Kennedy was pregnant at the time, so John was looking to get some strange pink to stick it in. Ironically Jackie was rushed to the hospital while JFK was on the sex boat. Doctors performed an emergency C-section, but the infant was stillborn. If John would have just waited a week he could have plowed his wife when she got home from the hospital.

Ted Kennedy the beloved murdering alcoholic from Massachusetts has died of brain cancer. Let us honor his memory with some dead Ted Kennedy jokes.

• What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay!
• Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now.
• Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.
• What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant? We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
• I wonder if Ted Kennedy’s funeral will be open bar?
• Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.
• How did people find out Ted was dead? He didn’t show up to the bar this morning.
• I’d rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
• Ted Kennedy never became president because unlike George Washington, he couldn’t cross a river.
• Ted is dead, its all just water under the bridge now.
• With news of Ted’s death, the Massachusetts liquor industry is now going to need a bailout.
• What’s black, white and hungry? Ted Kennedy’s cat!