Busty model Kate Upton offends Islam in the video above by cutting open her shirt only to have the video freeze right before her titties are released.
If there is one thing us Muslims can not stand it is to be playfully teased by a woman. Kate Upton has earned herself a strongly worded fatwa, and will one day have to answer for this video in Sharia court.
However, that is the least of Kate Upton’s problems right now because if a hungry Muslim baby sees this video he will surely fly into a rage, track down Kate Upton, slap the hell out of her, and then suck her tits dry for being taunted like this. Kids will be kids after all.
According to these captions on this picture I found on the Internet, the beef between Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato is quickly escalating.
Once rumored to be in a passionate love affair, the relationship between Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus has cooled greatly over the past couple months. Reportedly Miley and Demi are feuding over who is going to have to deepthroat the most producers to get their next movie made.
Well this battle of the Disney sluts took an ugly turn when Miley Cyrus mocked Demi Lovato’s smile in the picture above. I find Miley teasing Demi for her smile a little cruel and frankly very lazy considering there is so much other stuff to tease Demi Lovato about.
Just off the top of my head I can think of a few things that would get to Demi Lovato more than making fun of her smile. Demi has always struggled with her weight, and her hips aren’t exactly getting any smaller. Demi has a gap in her teeth and her family are filthy Italian immigrants. There is a lot of teasing material right there.
Miley next time how about you try something like, “Hey Demi, you stupid dago I bet I could fit a salami between your gap, but then you’d probably eat it and it would go straight to your enormous thighs.”
Justin Bieber obviously has no respect for the dead. Just look how he enjoys taunting Michael Jackson’s ghost with his taut nubile frame, and boyish good looks.
Michael must be ripping his hair out for dying before hearing of Justin Bieber, and inviting him to one of his famous all night mentoring sessions at Neverland Ranch. Michael Jackson would of had Justin Bieber’s pants around his ankles and they’d be playing “cave explorers” faster than you can sweet statutory.
To add insult to injury Justin Bieber is hanging out with noted closet case Ryan Seacrest now instead of The King of Pop. I highly doubt that Ryan has the ability or inclination to take advantage of Justin’s childlike body, considering he appears to be a limp-wristed power bottom.
No, only Michael Jackson would have had the experience and know how to give Justin Bieber exactly what he has coming to him. It is a damn shame that now he never will.
Clint Eastwood is such a dick tease! Look at him engulfing this banana so sensually. He knows exactly what he is doing to us guys.
Clint Eastwood has been setting men’s loins ablaze for years with his seductive snarls, and analogous use of gun play. However now he has gone too far.
How am I to be expected to concentrate on work after seeing this image? I just can’t stop picturing Clint and I laying naked by a pool, feeding each other fresh strawberries, and having tickle fights with plush pink feathers.
