Taylor Swift Tonight Show



Taylor Swift drew the ire of network censors when she appeared on “The Tonight Show” with Jimmy Fallon in this ridiculously slutty short dress.


Taylor was originally scheduled to appear in a much more modest outfit, but quickly changed backstage when she was suddenly overcome with the desire to expose the majority of her long legs to millions of television viewers.


NBC, the network that airs “The Tonight Show”, was inundated with angry letters and emails from viewers (especially among The Tonight Show’s key 65 and over demographic). Many referred to Taylor as a “tramp”, “floozy”, and “two-dollar whore”, and some even claimed that they now can not get the smell of tuna fish out of their TV set.


Long time Tonight Show fan Gertrude Applefoot of Speedway, IN said that she would never watch the show again. Gertrude explained that, “Jimmy is a nice enough boy, but he is no Johnny. Johnny would have tag teamed that Taylor Swift hussy with Ed backstage while balancing his glass of mingle malt whiskey on her back. Then you better believe he’d of had her cover up before going on air. The show had standards back in those days”.

 

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Taylor Swift traipses around the streets of New York City in a mini skirt looking for sex in the disturbing photos below.


It is clear from these pictures that Taylor Swift is showing off her long silky smooth legs in a desperate attempt to get them pushed back behind her head. Obviously Taylor is hoping that if she dresses horribly slutty a strange man will pick her up off the street and throw her a sympathy f*ck.


Taylor Swift’s strategy appears to have worked, as in the last photo you can see her climbing into the back of someone’s SUV. No doubt Taylor will be driven to some flea bag motel and banged hard… her legs spread wide smacking against the cheap headboard with every thrust. Taylor will then assume this guy is her boyfriend, and write an angry song about him when he dips out on her while she is in the bathroom, sticking her with the motel bill.

 

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Taylor Swift crop top



Taylor Swift shows off her tight flat stomach in a crop top and long toned legs in a short skirt while out walking in New York City in the photos below.


From her exposed flesh and 6-inch high heels to her perky tits and soft facial features, Taylor Swift oozes feminine sexuality in these photos and it is utterly repulsive. The holy Qur’an teaches that a woman’s body is a shameful and sinful thing, and that female sexuality is the greatest evil the world will ever know. Us Muslims have taken these lessons to heart, and are righteously disgusted by the female form whenever we are unfortunate enough to encounter it.


Thankfully the West will soon be purged of immoral displays like Taylor Swift out and about in these photos. For Islam will conquer the world and we will enlighten the infidels through the teachings of the Blessed Prophet (PBUH) and the throwing of our righteous stones.

 

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Taylor Swift has gone full dyke, and is now dressing like a man for her girlfriend super model Karlie Kloss.


The fact that the mainstream media has yet to “out” Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss as a lesboqueer couple, despite the fact that the two confirmed bachelorettes have been spending every waking moment together, just goes to show how corrupt and controlled it is. For the Zionist cabal that runs the big media companies in the West still profits off of Taylor Swift’s wholesome good girl image, and so they refuse to allow anyone to report that Taylor is a flaming gay.


How else could you explain Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss basically living together all summer in New York City (the supposed media capital of the world), and no one mentioning their obvious lesbian relationship? I bet Taylor and Karlie could scissor their dripping wet sin slits together in the middle of Times Square and the mainstream media would just remark on what great “gal pals” they are.

 

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Taylor Swift cut offs



Taylor Swift walks the streets of New York while in cut off shorts and a backless top in the photos below.


Obviously years of getting her clothing torn off while having rough sex with strange men has left Taylor’s wardrobe nothing but tattered rags. As her music has fallen out of style, Taylor is now without the necessary funds to purchase new garments, so she is forced to roam the streets looking like she’s been mauled by a wolverine.


Luckily for Taylor Swift there is a quite lucrative job opportunity for her working on my farm, as I’ve been looking for a scarecrow to ward off the birds from my opium crops. Taylor Swift would be perfect for this position as she looks like a giant stork, and would surely assert her dominance and frighten away the much smaller feathered pests. Once my sweet black tar heroin hit the streets in the West, I would reward Taylor Swift generously, and she’d no longer have to go around in these shabby clothes.

 

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Taylor Swift nude



Taylor Swift shows off her blasphemously smooth naked body in the photo above.


How dare Taylor Swift slander the good name of Muslim dancing boys, by trying to appear to be one herself by exposing her hairless completely unfeminine naked body like this. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift no Muslim man would ever mistake her for a real bacha bazi boy as her anus is far too lose and genital wart ridden.


What shorn Western sluts like Taylor Swift fail to realize is that Allah in his infinite wisdom designed women to have large tracks of thick dark musty pubic hair covering their body (especially around their sinful lady parts and areola) as the sight of their bare sex organs is extremely nauseating. To remove nature’s fur burka with a razor or wax as Taylor Swift has done is not only distasteful but heresy.