A couple of days ago heathen Hollywood unleashed a heinous attack against Islam with the leaking of numerous nude photos of female celebrities. However, once again us Muslims proved that we are a strong and resilient people by withstanding the sinful celebrity flesh bombardment (so far).
Below we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude leaks which were previously unposted on this holy Muslim celebrity gossip website. Let this be a lesson to all celebrities who would dare to try and destroy the Islamic faith by leaking nude photos, we can handle your worst so bring it on!
#10 Kirsten Dunst
Actress Kirsten Dunst shows off her immodestly bosomy breasts in these leaked photos. When Islam finally conquers the West she’ll have to keep those things down with strapping tape or we will lop them off with our mighty scimitars.
#9 Melissa Benoist
“Glee” star Melissa Benoist took a unique approach in this celebrity nude leak, by photographing herself having sex with her boyfriend. Of course she messed up by taking the pictures in black-and-white, as that lessons the depravity by 70%.
#8 Taylor Swift
Of course former country music star turned pop star Taylor Swift had to get in on the leaked nude photo action by showing off her perky tits in the pics below. Taylor will now write no less then 3 albums worth of surprisingly upbeat songs crying about how she was violated, and how all men are lying pigs.
#7 Jennette McCurdy
Former Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy picked right up were she left off after leaking lingerie photos a few months ago. Now Jennette is being more explicit showing her breasts and thong clad booty. At the rate Jennette is going we can expect to see photos of her gaping her ass by Christmas.
#6 Yvonne Strahovski
“24”, “Dexter”, and “Chuck” star Yvonne Strahovski leaked some topless selfies. I must admit the first photo is quite erotic. Not because of Yvonne’s tight body and bare perky tits, but because it looks like she had her head chopped off.
#5 Becca Tobin
“Glee” star Becca Tobin prostitutes her shameful nude female body under the Christmas tree in these leaked pics. No doubt this naughty whore got her stocking stuffed more than a few times that night.
#4 Jordan Hinson
“Eureka” star Jordan Hinson had the nearly nude and very slutty photos below leaked. These leaked pics certainly didn’t cause a eureka moment, as us Muslims knew that Jordan was an immoral strumpet the first time we saw her lustful eyes and garish yellow hair.
#3 Lea Michele
“Glee” star Lea Michele plays with her sinful sex organs in these leaked nudes. After seeing these pictures it is no wonder that Lea’s boyfriend Cory Monteith killed himself by overdosing on heroin a couple of months ago.
#2 Blake Lively
Nearly lost in all the hoopla surrounding this latest round of celebrity leaks was the fact that the complete set of “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively nude selfies leaked as well. Finally we get to see all the pictures that Blake took to win actor Ryan Reynolds’ heart. Who says romance is dead?
#1 Bar Refaeli
Model and Israeli Jewess Bar Refaeli spreads her ass cheeks and f*cks herself with a curling iron in these leaked pics. Of course for a whore like Bar Refaeli the curling iron was probably just the warm up before she shoved a blow dryer up her rectum.
The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards were held in Inglewood, CA last night, and the stage was set for an epic battle for the most coveted prize in pop music… to be named the biggest whore at the VMAs
Yes every year pop stars gather at the MTV VMAs to square off and see who can be the biggest whore and grab the headlines for the next news cycle. With past luminaries like Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, and Selena Gomez in attendance the 2014 VMAs was on track to be one of the raunchiest in years. However, it was a group of dark horses, namely Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Victoria Justice which stole the show. Perhaps this signals a changing of the guard in terms of wanton Jezebels in pop music.
The 2nd runner-up at this years VMAs was none other than former Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice. As you can see in the photos below, Victoria looks like quite the street walking skank in her ridiculous short skirt (made out of garbage bags) and a cropped strapless top. However, one can not help but feel that this isn’t Victoria’s best effort, as the back of her skirt is far too long, and she didn’t even come close to slipping a nipple.
The runner-up in the whore off at this year’s MTV VMAs was none other than Victoria’s old castmate on Nickelodeon, Ariana Grande. While Ariana’s boots certainly convey that she likes to f*ck strangers in the men’s bathroom, her overall outfit lacks originality. Why if she was just wearing some assless chaps it would be the same outfit that the typical American male wears when he sneaks off to get pounded at the glory hole.
Luckily for Ariana she made up for her lack of originality by ogling some girl’s tits on the red carpet, and looking like a dirty slut in her leotards during her performance.
Finally we get to the winner of this year’s MTV VMAs, and who else could it be besides one of the most degenerate sluts in the music industry today… Taylor Swift. With the release of her new pop album looming, Taylor knew that now was the opportune time to really whore it up to get attention, and she definitely delivered.
As you can see in the photos below, Taylor wore some sort of ill-fitting romper made from a couch cushion that shows off her long legs, tiny ass, and swollen vaginal mound. A sickening sight to be sure, but one that will no doubt have the depraved infidel masses talking for days.
Taylor Swift is in the middle of undergoing a musical transformation as she tries to remake herself as a full time pop star with the release of her new album. Taylor appears to fully embrace this new pop star image with her first single titled “Shake It Off”, and its accompanying music video below.
As you can see in the video below, Taylor Swift looks every bit the part of a modern day pop star, as she gets naked and pounded hard by various men while her upbeat monotonous pop ballad “Shake It Off” plays in the background.
Yes Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, and Katy Perry better look out because this X-rated “Shake It Off” video proves that Taylor Swift is ready to do what it takes to conquer pop music. However, if Taylor Swift really wants to become the new queen of pop in the Western world, then a hardcore interracial gang bang music video is a must. We’ll just have to wait and see if Taylor steps it up and takes the crown.
Taylor Swift surprised her fans when she announced earlier today that her new album would be exclusively pop music, and then unveiled this X-rated album cover.
As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s new album will be titled “You’re Next”, and the cover will feature Taylor staring threateningly into the camera immediately after she finished sucking off some guy.
One can certainly say that this new Taylor Swift album cover is quite menacing. In fact, the thought of this gawky ostrich of a woman trying to orally satisfy my enormous Muslim manhood will be one that no doubt haunts my dreams in the days to come. Unfortunately this nightmare is not even close to over, as this ridiculously slutty cover will be tame in comparison to the degenerate filth Taylor Swift will be squawking about on this album.
Taylor Swift drew the ire of network censors when she appeared on “The Tonight Show” with Jimmy Fallon in this ridiculously slutty short dress.
Taylor was originally scheduled to appear in a much more modest outfit, but quickly changed backstage when she was suddenly overcome with the desire to expose the majority of her long legs to millions of television viewers.
NBC, the network that airs “The Tonight Show”, was inundated with angry letters and emails from viewers (especially among The Tonight Show’s key 65 and over demographic). Many referred to Taylor as a “tramp”, “floozy”, and “two-dollar whore”, and some even claimed that they now can not get the smell of tuna fish out of their TV set.
Long time Tonight Show fan Gertrude Applefoot of Speedway, IN said that she would never watch the show again. Gertrude explained that, “Jimmy is a nice enough boy, but he is no Johnny. Johnny would have tag teamed that Taylor Swift hussy with Ed backstage while balancing his glass of mingle malt whiskey on her back. Then you better believe he’d of had her cover up before going on air. The show had standards back in those days”.
Taylor Swift traipses around the streets of New York City in a mini skirt looking for sex in the disturbing photos below.
It is clear from these pictures that Taylor Swift is showing off her long silky smooth legs in a desperate attempt to get them pushed back behind her head. Obviously Taylor is hoping that if she dresses horribly slutty a strange man will pick her up off the street and throw her a sympathy f*ck.
Taylor Swift’s strategy appears to have worked, as in the last photo you can see her climbing into the back of someone’s SUV. No doubt Taylor will be driven to some flea bag motel and banged hard… her legs spread wide smacking against the cheap headboard with every thrust. Taylor will then assume this guy is her boyfriend, and write an angry song about him when he dips out on her while she is in the bathroom, sticking her with the motel bill.