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Taylor Swift finally shows her belly button on camera while laying out by a pool in a white bikini in the photo above.


Of course Taylor Swift famously almost never shows her belly button, as she usually wears those hideous high-waisted adult diaper type bikinis because she has become incontinent from getting her anus pounded by her girlfriend Karlie Kloss’ enormous black strap-on. However, Taylor must have made an exception in this photo since she appears to be wearing a bikini made entirely out of absorbent diaper material.


Unfortunately Taylor should have continued hiding her belly button as it is absolutely hideous, and probably stinks like old kitty litter and burnt hard boiled eggs. The gay Asian Joseph Gordon-Levitt photobombing Taylor in the pool certainly seems to agree with me.

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Taylor Swift’s mom Eleanor came to the defense of her daughter after the “rumor” that Taylor and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss were lesbians lovers seemed to have been confirmed with the photo below of them passionately kissing at a Sarah McLachlan concert being posted online.


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Eleanor Swift invited reporters in for some sweet tea, and explained to them that her beloved Taylor “isn’t a gay”, and that her and Karlie are just “roommates” and “really good friends”. Eleanor then went on to recount the time she dropped in unexpectedly on the apartment in New York City that Taylor and Karlie share, and caught the girls in bed together because, “Karlie has night terrors, and Taylor comforts her by working out the knots Karlie gets in her legs from fancy model walking with a special long vibrating massaging wand”.


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Taylor’s mom then produced the photos above of Taylor and Karlie on “one of their girl trips”, and implored, “Do these girls look like sinful sexual degenerates to you?”. Eleanor then added, “Besides, Taylor has dated lots of boys. She just hasn’t found the right one yet”.


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Former Taylor Swift “boyfriends” and bastions of male heterosexuality Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Lautner, who both just so happen to have the same agent as her.

We here at CelebJihad are proud to announce that we have just launched the first ever Islamic extremist approved webcam site, CJcams.


To celebrate this historic occasion we are ready to offer 1 million dinars (approx $2,531 US dollars) to procure the top celebrity webcam slut to put on an exclusive strip show for the site. Unfortunately we have not been able to decide which celebrity webcam whore to make this most generous of offers to, so we’ve complied the top 6 contenders in the video below, and ask that our fellow Jihadists provide their input on who they would most like to see degrade themselves on cam.



As you can see the choices from the video above are Ariana Grande, Debby Ryan, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Victoria Justice. Personally I am leaning more towards Victoria Justice as she seems willing to incorporate animals into her live show.


Yes this is an exciting time to be a Jihadist for not only are we defeating the infidel crusaders in Iraq and Afghanistan, but we have the #1 celebrity gossip website and now the #1 webcam site. For rest assured that I have personally inspected every girl on CJcams to ensure that they are all of the highest quality, and are extremely obedient. In fact even my own lovely sister Rabia performs on the site (as you can see in the video below), making CJcams a family business.



So what are you waiting for? Check out CJcams now as it is free to join, and unlike those other webcam sites we don’t pull any Jew tricks like making viewers buy tokens. If you take a liking to one of the slave girls you simply pay (discreetly billed) for the minutes you use her in a private chat. Personally I like to have the girls put on more clothes while they view and compliment my enormous Muslim manhood through my webcam, and I preach to them from the holy Qur’an and berate them for their sinful life choices… but to each their own.

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Taylor Swift shows off her new surgically enhanced bosom in a sheer top and what looks like silver nipple pasties at the after party to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the photos below.


Taylor looks like a woman on a mission to get laid in this white see through high slit dress. Of course this should come as no surprise, as everyone knows that there is nothing Taylor likes more than munching on super model vag, and the Victoria’s Secret after party is a veritable all you can buffet for a c*nt hungry lesbodyke like Taylor.


Yes the ladies’ room at the Victoria’s Secret after party no doubt stunk like an open air fish market by the time Taylor Swift got done slobbering on model baby caves in the bathroom stalls. The thought of Taylor slipping her warm wet tongue up the crease of the various long-limbed beauties, is certainly one that will haunt my dreams in the days to come.

 

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Taylor Swift shows off her shameful perky boobies in a lingerie nightie and push-up bra while performing at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London in the photos below.


Taylor’s titties appear to have grown considerably over the past month. Clearly either Taylor has finally gone on birth control pills, or she has undergone some sort of surgical enhancement. However, since Taylor is still a VIP card holder at her local abortion clinic, the cause of her suddenly blooming breasts is most likely the later.


Yes according to these Victoria’s Secret fashion show pictures, Taylor Swift’s boney bird chest is no more. No longer will her gangly awkward body draw comparisons to an ostrich, as with her disconcertingly long legs and new breast implants Taylor now looks more like a tranny in transition… Which is a marked improvement to be sure.

 

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Taylor Swift continues being a naughty girl this Christmas season by wearing stockings, a very short red plaid skirt, and an extremely tight sweater with no bra while out in London in the photos below.


Obviously Taylor Swift is hoping to get her stocking stuffed, chimney swept, and her bells jingled by prancing around in such a seductive Christmas outfit. It is just a shame that one of the many righteous Muslims that now inhabit London did not happen by and hurl a lump of coal at this brazen harlot.


However, thanks to the UK’s high rates of impotence and liberal immigration laws, one day soon us Muslims will be the vast majority and London will be completely under Shariah law. When that glorious day comes girls like Taylor Swift will pay dearly for trying to get “shagged” by parading their sinful feminine bodies around like this. Passing down judgement upon them will truly be the gift that keeps on giving.

 

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