Taylor Swifts bends over to show her ass while in tight leather shorts in the video above. Clearly Taylor Swift is trolling for some backdoor loving with one of her fans by flaunting her butt while in concert like this.
Though it is obvious that Taylor desperately wants to get her butthole stretch by a violent anal pounding she is going to have a hell of a time finding any takers, as just one missed thrust slipping out of Taylor Swift’s sphincter will likely cause a man to break his dick in half against her boney ass cheeks.
Add to that the fact that every one of Taylor Swift’s male fans is a flaming homoqueer, and you have yet another lonely night for Ms Swift.
Pop star Taylor Swift appears to be naked with her legs spread by some sort of swamp (possibly an estuary) in the photo above.
Obviously it suits Taylor Swift just fine to be naked in a swamp like environment, as the smell of the rotting vegetation should mask the pungent odor emanating from her diseased lady hole.
What Taylor Swift hopes to get out of showing her moist pussy way out in the wetlands like this is anyone’s guess. Personally I’d rather f*ck the wetlands as they are less clingy, and probably considerably tighter.
Below are the top 12 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
#12 Katherine Webb
Katherine Webb shows some cleavage on Instagram. I guess she wasn’t told that a new college football season started, and no one gives a crap about her anymore.
#11 McKayla Maroney
17-year-old Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney shows off how good her butt looks in high heels and skinny jeans. Personally I think it would look better pulling a plow in my poppy fields.
#10 Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens stands at the edge of cliff with no intention of jumping… what a cock tease.
#9 Jennette McCurdy
Nickelodeon star and mudshark Jennette McCurdy shows off a tight dress that she won’t be fitting into soon when she becomes a single mother.
#8 Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner sits on the windowsill of a crack house waiting for her ghetto prince charming to come and tap her ass on video, so that she can be a superstar like her big sister Kim.
#7 Miley Cyrus
Muslimina Miley Cyrus doing her hilarious impersonation of a Western meth whore.
#6 Britney Spears
Britney Spears tucks her thick meaty cock between her legs for this bikini pic.
#5 McKayla Maroney
McKayla Maroney posing in a bikini by a pool with some friends, only one of which is plow-worthy (#4)… and I mean that in every sense of the word.
#4 Ashley Benson
“Spring Breakers” star Ashley Benson contemplates String Theory and the Multiverse while showing some deep cleavage.
#3 Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift and her girlfriend jump for joy in bikinis because they are f*cking dykes and probably just got a new double-sided dildo.
#2 Anastasia Ashley
Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley walks the streets of Spanish Harlem with her ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of her jean shorts in the hopes of riding the famous Puerto Rican rape wave.
#1 McKayla Maroney
McKayla Maroney displays her barely illegal cleavage while smiling at a butterfly as Muhammad smiles down upon her fresh taut nubile body.
School has just started in the infidel West, and pop star Taylor Swift appears to be welcoming students back by coming to schools for “show and tell” and pulling down her panties.
As you can see in the photo above, it looks as though Taylor Swift gives Mrs Horner’s kindergarten class quite a show as she drops her panties and climbs on a desk. Of course the always inquisitive little Tommy Johnson couldn’t help but ask why Taylor’s special area smells like wet garbage, to which Taylor replied “I knew you were trouble when I walked in” to the delight of the children.
Truly this Taylor Swift naked “show and tell” picture perfectly illustrates just how hopelessly depraved the Western education system is, and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that girls have no business being in the classroom.
The claws came out at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards last night, as Taylor Swift was caught on camera telling Selena Gomez to “shut the fuck up“.
As you can see in the video above, Taylor is clearly agitated as she snaps at Selena. Reportedly moments before Selena asked Taylor if she remembered to douche because last time she ate her out her pussy smelled like burnt hair soaked in vinegar.
The Taylor Swift Selena Gomez cat fight continued off camera as Taylor told Selena that her pussy tasted like the runoff from a Taco Bell dumpster, and they began pulling at each others hair.
The fight came to an abrupt end when the girls suddenly began making out, and tearing off their clothes. Selena and Taylor then rushed out the exit, presumably to get to their hotel room for some vigorous girl-on-girl makeup sex. All and all it was pretty uneventful night at the VMAs.
It appears as though pop star Taylor Swift has finally had a sex tape video leaked to the Web.
As you can see in the video below, a woman who bares a remarkable resemblance to Taylor Swift (most likely Taylor herself) expertly takes a hard one in all 3 of her sinful orifices.
This certainly looks like a genuine Taylor Swift sex tape. However, the video’s authenticity is still being verified by an imam who has been watching it repeatedly while locked in his private chambers.
Once he emerges he will no doubt request some Kleenex to wipe away the disturbing images from his eyes, and then issue a fatwa against Taylor Swift for this heinous sex tape crime.