What is this mysterious white cream coating country music star Taylor Swift’s face?

Could it be that Taylor Swift just attended one of her hick family reunions, and is leaving this white reminder of the event as motivation for her next big hit song about love and loss?

I don’t know! However, I do know that as a respected member of the media it is my job to ask these questions. As well as others like, is Taylor Swift a cum queen who enjoys hot loads dripping off of her face?

Itty bitty titty whore Taylor Swift proved once again that no sexually deviant act is beyond her, by actually bouncing her tiny breasts in the video above.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how Taylor Swift was able to defy Allah’s laws of physics, and bounce those mosquito bites on her chest that she calls tits (one theory is that Taylor duct taped a pair of golf balls to her sternum).

However she did it, the result was Taylor Swift briefly bouncing her boobies up and down. A sickening sight and one that will not go unpunished when Taylor is brought to justice in Sharia court.

According to this image uncovered on the Interwebs, country music star Taylor Swift is set to star in a celebrity sex version of the popular “Sims” video game.

As you can see in graphic above, this “Sims” game will allow the nerdy infidel masses to act out extreme sex acts on their celebrity crushes like Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and James Earl Jones.

Of course us Muslims find this game utterly moronic because we could easily bed any celebrity we desired as our raw animal sex appeal is irresistible. Even supposed good girl Taylor Swift is not immune to our charm, and would eagerly present herself for mounting if a Muslim showed so much as a hint of interest.

Taylor Swift totally embarrasses herself by showing her gangly pale bird body in a bikini in the pictures below.

What was Taylor Swift thinking when she put on such a revealing swimsuit, considering her body is as dull and awkward as her personality?

These bikini pics definitely prove that Taylor Swift is one unself-aware woman who lacks the good sense to be ashamed of her completely unremarkable body.

In the disturbing video above, country music star Taylor Swift appears to orgasm hard while performing on stage.

This is the type of sick deviant behavior we have come to expect from Taylor Swift, and a direct result of the heathens in the West foolishly refusing to circumcise their women.

Because women like Taylor Swift are allowed to derive all manner of sexual pleasure from their sinful baby box infidel society is awash in whores.

The fact that at a moment’s notice Taylor Swift can explode in orgasmic ecstasy shooting disgusting lady juices out of her shameful cock sleeve like this is not only an affront to Islam but to Allah himself, and it must be stopped!

Teen Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice dresses up and mocks Taylor Swift in the photo above.

In a case of the pot calling the kettle a whore, Victoria Justice dresses up as Taylor Swift for a new episode of her show “Victorious”. In the episode Victoria plays a dumb blonde slut that bares a striking resemblance to Swift.

What prompted this feud between Victoria Justice and Taylor Swift is anyone’s guess. However, one can not help but speculate that, as two of the most deviant sexual degenerates in a all of heathen Hollywood, this celeb spat is over a man (or men).

Did country music star Taylor Swift expose her bare naked ass in the photo above? It certainly looks that way!

It comes as no surprise that Taylor Swift would try and generate publicity with a nude photo like this as she has basically been selling sex for years through her pornographic song lyrics and staged in concert upskirts.

If this is in fact Taylor Swift showing off her taut milky white hindquarters then a fatwa must be issued and charges brought in Sharia court for crimes against morality. For too long now Taylor Swift has brazenly violated Islamic law, it is time she pay for her crimes. Allahu Akbar!