Taylor Swift flash



Pop star Taylor Swift brazenly flashes her butt while in concert in the updress video above.


Clearly Taylor Swift is a degenerate slut who thinks that if she flashes her pancake ass and scoliosis ridden back while on stage she will get a man to bend her over and take her to pound town.


What Taylor Swift doesn’t understand is that us men are not interested in her shapeless fart clapper, and that the only hole we’d want to stick it in is her mouth to keep her from singing any more of her crappy love songs.

Taylor Swift topless



Pop star Taylor Swift appears to give a topless strip tease in the photo above.


This is just like Taylor Swift to want to tease men by only showing her tits, and not go all the way by spreading her cheeks and gaping her ass for the camera. It is no wonder she is always getting dumped.


Of course the tease Taylor Swift will be forced to go all the way for us Muslim men when we get our hands on her… all the way to hell that is when we lapidate Taylor with extreme prejudice for this topless photo and her many other crimes against Islam.

Taylor Swift wet naked



Taylor Swift appears to soak the ground with her lady juices while naked in the photo above.


How dare Taylor Swift squirt her vaginal excrement so close to a pool! This is a public safety hazard as someone is likely to slip in her slimy discharge and crack their head open!


This wet naked photo proves that Taylor Swift is a danger to society. If the infidel authorities do not take action to put an end to her whorish rampage soon, her cunt spit will seep down into the ground, contaminate the water supply, and infect millions with AIDS.

Taylor Swift oral sex



It looks as though Taylor Swift is up to her old tricks, sucking on a hard one in the photo above.


Of course the only thing “shocking” about this photo of Taylor Swift performing oral sex on some stranger she probably just met at an Arby’s, is that she isn’t completely deep-throating his meat stick.


Yes, after spending years as an unwed woman in the heathen entertainment industry Taylor Swift’s tonsils have no doubt seen more dick than a urinal, and she has probably swallowed more seed than Oprah Winfrey at a watermelon eating contest. You’d think she’d have overcome her gag reflex by now.

Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season.


For example when I paid an Albanian merchant to “mashup some celebrities”, the videos below weren’t exactly what I had in mind. However, hopefully they can serve as a lesson on the importance of being specific when delegating a terrorist attack… especially when dealing with Albanians.


Taylor Swift Harry Styles

Taylor Swift Harry Styles



Barack Obama Nicki Minaj

Barack Obama Nicki Minaj



Hillary Clinton Steven Tyler

Hillary Clinton Steven Tyler



Michelle Obama Mike Tyson

Michelle Obama Mike Tyson



Julia Roberts Ryan Seacrest

Julia Roberts Ryan Seacrest



Justin Bieber Rachel Maddow

Justin Bieber Rachel Maddow



Katy Perry John Mayer

Katy Perry John Mayer



Kim Kardashian Chris Christie

Kim Kardashian Chris Christie



Miley Cyrus Billy Ray Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Billy Ray Cyrus



Anne Hathaway Voldemort

Anne Hathaway Voldemort



Sarah Palin Honey Boo Boo

Sarah Palin Honey Boo Boo



Tom Hanks Zooey Deschanel

Tom Hanks Zooey Deschanel

Taylor Swift camel toe



Taylor Swift leaves the gym with her swollen camel toe clinging to her tight shorts in the photo above.


Clearly Taylor Swift gave her labia quite the workout as they appear to be bulging right out of her shorts. With the amount of abuse Taylor’s lady parts (probably) take on a daily basis it is certainly not a bad idea for her to make sure that they are in tiptop shape.


Based on this picture of Taylor Swift’s camel toe it appears her genitals are extremely fit, and could probably take as much as a 45lbs dumbbell right up the snatch.