The last videos taken by Michael Jackson were so top secret that they were transported to a vault by armed guards, in an unmarked truck, in the dead of the night, according to court documents in the Conrad Murray manslaughter case.
Obviously Michael Jackson’s estate does not want anyone to see what is on those tapes. Well too bad! We here at Celeb Jihad have obtained an exclusive clip from one of the top secret Michael Jackson tapes labeled “Child Wrangling”.
As you can see in the video below Michael Jackson visits a mall and appears to “wrangle” a child for his next sleepover by getting her to smell what appears to be a chloroform balloon. What a rascal!
We here at Celeb Jihad will continue working at uncovering more from these top secret Michael Jackson tapes. So stay tuned! Allahu Akbar!
“For the strength of the Pack is the N**ger,
and the strength of the N**ger is the Pack”
- Rudyard Kipling
There has been a lot of controversy surrounding a message Mel Gibson left for one of his women in which he corrects her for dressing like a whore, and then tells her she is going to “get raped by a pack of n**gers”.
Now that recording of Mel has been leaked to the Internet. Thankfully I think we’ve reached a point as a society were we can laugh about this whole “raped by a pack of n**gers” thing. Maybe it will even become a new catch phrase, we have not had one of those in a while. Something like “Damn girl you look good enough to raped by a pack of n**gers”.
Below is the recording of Mel Gibson’s controversial rant to his baby mama Oksana. I must warn you sensitive types out there that he does say some pretty nasty things about breast implants, so if you are easily offended by that kind of stuff like I am I suggest you do not listen.
What at first glance just looks like a piss poor attempt at a sex tape, is actually the security camera footage from the night Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was viciously attacked by Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
As this video clearly shows Jayde poured some sort of drink on Francis as he walks by almost drowning the poor man. Courageously he spins around and grabs Jayde Nicole at the bar and self-defensively drags her by her hair across the floor for a few feet.
I love a good girl fight. The only thing this one is missing is titties popping out.
TMZ is reporting that an arrest has been made in the Erin Andrews Peeping Tom case. Last July unauthorized tapes of a naked Andrews changing in her hotel room (see them here) surfaced on the web, setting off a nationwide search for the wonderful man who brought joy to us all.
48-year-old Michael David Barrett, a true hero in every sense of the word, was unjustly arrested last night. The FBI claims that Barrett stalked Erin “with the intent to harass, to place under surveillance with intent to harass and intimidate, and to cause substantial emotional distress to a person in another state.”
Now that we know the name of the brave man who risked his freedom to bring us these tapes, I for one would like to personally thank him, and let him know that I won’t rest until our fascist government releases him from its evil claws.
I would encourage you all to send Mr. Barrett your many thanks in our comment section directly below this article. I will personally print and send the well wishes to Mr. Barrett as soon as I find an address.
FREE DAVID BARRETT!
