Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead in her home in what appears to be a suicide.
Mindy McCready’s suicide comes as quite a shock as the famed TV psychiatrist Dr Drew treated Mindy on his hit VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab” back in 2010, and completely cured her of all her problems in a matter of a few episodes.
Thankfully the memory of Mindy McCready will certainly live on, not through her crappy country music of course, but in her sex tape. Which just became so much hotter now that she is dead.
The Australian DJ who famously prank called Kate Middleton in the hospital has committed suicide.
Radio personality Mel Greig had been battling intense media scrutiny after Jacintha Saldanha (the nurse who answered Mel’s prank call) took her own life shortly after the incident.
Perhaps unable to come to terms with what her silly on-air antics had wrought, a distraught Mel Greig threw herself to a pack of wild dingos while out herding kangaroos on her family’s ranch.
With the nurse and now the DJ dead, this puts the Kate Middleton baby body count at two. However, it is certain that many more will die as a result of this cursed devil’s spawn that the British royal family is unleashing upon the world.
Emma Watson stares lethargically out of her window while contemplating suicide and the futility of life.
Like all infidels, Emma Watson’s life has been an abomination, and utterly without meaning, as the only righteous path in life is the one spent in the service of Allah.
Emma Watson will never be able to overcome this metaphysical crisis, and will only slip further and further into a deep dark depression. Only accepting Allah as her lord and master can save Emma from the despair that clearly grips her heart, and causes her to long for a release from this mortal realm.
News outlets have just reported that NFL star Junior Seau was found dead in his home in an apparent suicide, he was 43-years-old.
Of course as everyone knows Seau made a name for himself in the NFL as punter. Legend has it that Junior’s exceptional skills were developed punting pineapples while growing up on his parent’s plantation in Hawaii.
Seau is survived by his 4 children and an ex-wife (who was probably a real pain in his ass and feels really bad right now).
Stupid infidels are all in a tizzy over Weezer bassist Mickey Welsh “amazingly” predicting the exact time and place of his death.
As you can see in his tweets above, Mickey Welsh does say where and when he is going to die. Of course Mickey was a drug addict and committed suicide by overdose on the weekend he predicted, but that hasn’t stopped the moronic kuffar populace from being bewildered by his foresight.
Well infidels if you think Mickey Welsh’s death prediction was impressive wait until the see the one I made for myself below come true.
“I will die 60 years from now, with a stomach full of smoked goat’s meat, and a hot infidel whore’s mouth wrapped around my cock.”
Prepare to be amazed!
MTV “Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital in Indiana yesterday after she allegedly tried to commit suicide.
For those who don’t know Amber is a foul-mouthed portly whore who got knocked up in high school by some fat slob named “Gary”. So basically she is your typical American girl.
Why Amber tried to take her own life is still unknown. However, we can only assume that she finally had a moment of clarity and realized what a disgusting piece of trash she was, and decided to do the honorable thing and kill herself.
Of course being the stupid infidel that she is, she failed miserably and reportedly is not even visibly hurt. What a complete f*ck up!
The Pro-Suicide movement has just got a huge boost thanks to musician Katy Perry agreeing to be their spokesperson to promote the positive side of suicide.
“I just feel that suicide gets a bad wrap.” said the singer, “I mean what is so great about living? Lots of people do that. I say be an individual don’t follow the crowd!”
The suicide rate, especially among teens, has dropped in the last couple years, and this trend disturbs Katy Perry.
“I just hate to see the kids today miss out on an important rite of passage. I mean everyone should at least try killing themselves once. Lets face it, if your life sucks when you are 15 or 16 years old it will probably never get better, so what do you have to lose?”
To get her pro-suicide message out to her fans, Katy Perry will be appearing in a commercial in which she showcases the fun and sexy side of taking one’s own life. As you can see in the pictures below Katy Perry is wearing a revealing outfit while playfully leaning over the edge of a balcony 50 feet above the pavement.
“If I just get one of my fans to accept the hopelessness and utter meaninglessness of life, then I did my job.” said Katy. Let us hope Katy Perry’s suicide campaign touches a lot more than one.