Wow I had to see it with my own eyes to believe it, but Kendra Wilkinson does in fact have a sex tape.

I was a big fan of Kendra’s show on the E!, and I am absolutely shocked that this woman who comes off as an angel of virtue and obedient wife would ever partake in sex outside of wedlock, let alone have it filmed. I can not help but feel that I was mislead when watching Kendra play the role of dutiful wife to her powerful husband Hank, when all along she had a checkered past as a sinful slut.

Well now there is only one thing left to do. Hank and the males in Kendra’s clan must tie her to a wooden stake in the town square and light her on fire. It is the only way to appease Allah, and for Kendra to learn that making sex tapes is wrong.

See for yourself the damning evidence of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape in these photo stills from the video.

CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight Eclipse promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.

Edward and his friends practice backyard wrestling with the hope of one day making it big in the WWE.

Edward hesitates when going for 2nd base with Bella because he is afraid that Jacob’s wolf pack may have run a train on her and she may give him vampire AIDS

Luckily for Edward an awkward situation is avoided when he nuts in his pants before they can go any further.

Edward’s Uncle Lenny, who was spying on the young couple while masturbating in the closet, looks on with disapproval at his nephew’s piss poor sexual performance.

A new girl moves to town with her bad ass biker boyfriend, and the bodies of pasty teenagers start turning up in various dumpsters.

Bella and Edward get cast to shoot a commercial for a feminine hygiene product in the town’s flower patch.

In the commercial’s closing scene Bella tells Edward that if he is good he can have her tampon for dinner when she is done with it.

The Twilight gang tackles addiction as their longtime friend Moses gets hooked on eating meth.

In the films climax Edward finds out he has an autistic brother who he takes on a road trip to Vegas to count cards at the blackjack tables.