Hollywood mogul and Zionist Jew Steven Spielberg appears to have been caught getting a lobster shoved repeatedly up his ass in the video below. While we can not confirm that the creature in this video is in fact Steven Spielberg, obviously the resemblance is uncanny.

If this is in fact the Jew Steven Spielberg, one can only wonder why he would enjoy getting fucked with a lobster. My guess is that, like all Satanist Jews, he is a dedicated masochist.

Whether it is facing off with powerful Muslim (who will surely one day rid the world of the Jewish menace) or getting lobsters stuck up their ass, Jews like Spielberg seem to revel in the dangerous and the absurd. Allahu Akbar!

Academy Award winning director and avid Zionist oppressor Steven Spielberg appears to have been caught masturbating in the video below. As you can see, a man who bears a striking resemblance to Steven Spielberg was caught furiously stroking himself in his cave-like dwelling.

If this is in fact the Jew Steven Spielberg, one can only imagine that he is jerking off to either the coupon insert in the Sunday newspaper, or pictures of dead Palestinian babies. Either way this is a sickening display and further proof that there can be no peace in the Middle East as long as it is infested with Zionists. Allahu Akbar!

CelebJihad.com has learned that Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg is a Jew! Our seven-month long undercover investigation has confirmed that Spielberg, who is currently warping up post-production work on HBO’s World War II epic “The Pacific,” is a member of the Zionist-criminal cabal.

While details are still sketchy, we can only assume that Spielberg, like all Jews, is heavily involved in the trafficking of Palestinian organs. And while we have no hard evidence at this point, we must also assume that Spielberg dines regularly on the flesh of Muslim babies, which Jews consider a delicacy.

We will have more details on this shocking revelation as they become available.