Plain Jane model and sex icon to nerds who do not have the balls to lust after a girl they really have no shot at getting, Olivia Munn posed for this provocative photo spread in Maxim Magazine.

Personally these pictures do nothing for me. In my village outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan we had 4 or 5 girls hotter than Olivia Munn, and I regularly spied on 3 of them changing. Not only that but I paid one of their fathers a goat’s bladder full of Afghan whiskey for the right to grope his daughter. I guess some of us guys just have a way with the ladies.

To all you nerds lusting after Olivia Munn I suggest you contact the elder male of her tribe, and offer no more than 1 lamb skin for the privilege of pillaging her stink hole. Any more than that and you’re getting ripped off.

Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. Like all young Disney stars Selena enjoys nothing more then to subliminally sexualize other young girls so they have premarital sex and lots of abortions.

How else do you explain these pictures of Selena wearing bikini bottoms? The fact that she is showing so much leg, and carrying around a snorkel as an obvious symbol for the phallus is bad enough. However, look closely at the first 2 pictures. The boat she has just gotten off of is called the “Spread Eagle!!”.

This is textbook brainwashing, and when we are all up to our ears in aborted fetuses in a couple years don’t say I didn’t warn you.