A crew member on the set of Minka Kelly’s new ABC show “Charlie’s Angels” was fired after slapping Minka Kelly on the butt.
The crew member, who moved his wife and 3 small children to Florida to work on the show, reportedly was friendly with Minka Kelly, but when he gave her a good-natured “attagirl” slap on the butt, Minka became a total cunt saying,
“Please don’t ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again.”
What an uptight bitch! First off a man can never “disrespect” a woman because a real man has no respect for women to begin with.
Furthermore, the fact that Minka Kelly took an innocent pat on the behind and turned it into something that got this guy fired just goes to show that men should never try to be “friends” with women because they will turn all cunty like Minka Kelly.
Alison Brie stars in such shows as “Community” and “Mad Men”, but more importantly she was honored with an animated GIF compilation on our holy Muslim site.
As you can see in the photo above Alison was caught in a lingerie spanking session with “Community” co-star Gillian Jacobs. Now it is common knowledge that when men are not around women like to strip down into their underwear and have tickle fights and/or spanking sessions. However, they are usually very careful not to get caught. The same obviously can not be said about Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.
By being caught mid lingerie spanking fight, Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs have not only put themselves at risk under Sharia law, but they have endangered the whole practice of hot girl secret lesbian sex play. Shame on them for their selfish actions! These two sluts need to be punished with a good hard spanking that only a virile Muslim man can deliver.
Actress Hayden Panettiere went to a Long Beach high school earlier today to meet with troubled teens, and try to scare them straight.
As you can see in the GIF below, Hayden Panettiere is showing the group of street tough youths what will happen to them if they do not start acting right, by spanking her own ass and then standing like a flamingo. A powerful message that was well received to be sure!
Finally the Cyrus clan has decided to administer punishment against their shameful whore black sheep Miley Cyrus. However, like all things in America it was done in an entirely stupid half-ass way.
As you can see in the video below of Miley Cyrus loudly flapping her man pleaser with some whorespeak that a Allah fearing Muslim man like myself can not even begin to understand. Miley’s mother finally can not take her daughter’s incessant babbling anymore, and tries to punish her by spanking her on the butt.
What a foolish and ineffective way to go about punishing a whore like Miley Cyrus. If I was a male relative I would have stepped in and administered swift and severe justice to both of these cackling females.
Miley should have been beaten with a sack of dried figs for being annoying, and without the self-awareness that her thoughts are moronic and should be kept to herself at all times. Miley’s mother should of received a 2 handed back slap for failing to discipline a child correctly as that is the punishment prescribed in the Qur’an in chapter 17 verse 11.
Anyway here is the video of Miley Cyrus getting spanked by her mom.
We mentioned last week that Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked in a scene in her new movie “The Killer Inside Me”.
Well we have now received the video of this glorious scene. I don’t know what is more gratifying, finally seeing Jessica Alba’s ass, or the fact that someone is beating her. I must admit that I do appreciate the direction Jessica’s career is taking, and I’ve got a wonderful part for her in my new movie. Of course there is a scene were she’ll have to take a cattle prod to the tits, but that shouldn’t be a problem.
Here is the video of the Jessica Alba spank scene from “The Killer Inside Me”.
