We here at Celeb Jihad would like to congratulate Comedy Central on doing the right thing and censoring the latest episode of the heathen show “South Park”, which continues to commit blasphemy against the blessed Prophet Muhammad.

It takes a big man to immediately cower in fear from vague anonymous threats made on the Internet, and Comedy Central has just shown that they are run by extremely big men. Some people cowardly face down danger over principles like free speech which they believe are worth defending. However, that reeks of womanly stubbornness. A real man knows to retreat immediately at the first signs of danger.

Comedy Central did the right thing by giving in over the South Park episode. Even though the vast majority of Islamic extremists are illiterate, have no television, and live in 3rd world countries, we are a terribly powerful and threatening group. Westerns would be wise to follow Comedy Centrals example and not cross us, less we go online and issue hysterical fatwas against you. Allahu Akbar!

There has been a lot of ink from the mainstream Jew media bashing our brethren at RevolutionMuslim.com for making a post suggesting that Muslims should kill South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker for their most recent blasphemous episode in which they depict the blessed Prophet Mohammed in a bear costume.

Though most of the time we fully support our fellow Jihadists at RevolutionMuslim.com we must admit that those guys are a bunch of pussies and couldn’t Jihad there way out of a paper bag. That is why we here at CelebJihad.com, the #1 celebrity Jihad site in the world, have decided to step up and issue a proper Fatwa against the infidel creators of South Park Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

To Whom It May Concern,

Hello, this is the official CelebJihad.com Fatwa against the defamers of the Prophet Mohammed, Trey Park and Matt Stone the creators of South Park.

Let me start by saying that it is very clearly stated in the Qur’an that Islam is a religion of love, and not violence. With that being said I am calling on every good Muslim man and woman to hunt down Trey and Matt and show them the full fury of Islam’s love by f*cking their brains out. Let us not stop until their penises are chaffed, their testicles are as dry and barren as the great desert, and their buttholes runneth over with the sperm of the righteous. We will find Trey and Matt and we will sex them until they collapse into an exhausted heap… then we will f*ck that heap.

Once Trey and Matt are properly and devastatingly sexed we will teach Comedy Central a lesson for being complacent in this offense to Allah by airing the episode which mocked the Prophet Mohammed. Comedy Central’s address is 1775 Broadway New York, NY. Let us all go down there are show our outrage and blast them with the love of Islam in person.

We will hump that building until its foundations shake. Our women will grind their naughty bits against its walls, while our men masturbate furiously in their court yard. Let us see if those Zionist pigs mock Mohammed again when they are up to their eyeballs in our sex juices.

Allahu Akbar!

Miley Cyrus got her face and crotch creamed while onstage in the UK the other day. It is probably not the first time and definitely not the last Miley takes a load of cream.

In an apparent “prank” Miley’s backup dancer (who looks like he is no stranger to taking cream himself) gets covered in cream. He then proceeds to shoot it on Miley hitting her crotch and face. Of course Miley being the pious Christian that she is starts grinding her crotch into the dancer covering it with even more cream.

Here is the video of the incident. Miley’s voice is so horrendous that, unless you are deaf, you will probably want to fast forward to the 1:45 mark.

One can not help but wonder if this is life imitating art. In a recent South Park episode titled “The Ring” the Jonas Brothers are depicted shooting their female fans in the face with hot white foam from long hoses. Here is the clip.

You be the judge. Is Disney really hell bent on selling sex to minors?

The amazingly talented Christopher Walken recently performed a cover of the Lady Gaga hit “Poker Face”. Obviously because it is Christopher Walken his rendition of the song is a million times better than the original by Lady Gaga.

Not to be outdone Eric Cartman from the Comedy Central show “South Park” also covered Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” in a recent episode. Though he took a different artistic approach then Walken, Cartman’s version is equally brilliant and far superior to the Lady Gaga original.

See for yourself which version of “Poker Face” you think is better by watching the videos of Christopher Walken and Eric Cartman’s performances below.

Christopher Walken – Poker Face

Eric Cartman – Poker Face