Actress, singer, and devout Muslim Miley Cyrus was photographed in a bikini smoking a cigarette before drowning a puppy in a lake. Miley Cyrus has long been known for her powerful performance art mocking the degenerate nature of Western culture, and this may be her greatest work yet.

Notice how Miley Cyrus perfectly captures the appearance of a typical infidel whore by wearing a tight bikini showcasing vaginal lips, while seductively sucking on a cigarette. Now as the character of a Western whore Miley Cyrus takes a dog, which obviously symbolizes Muslim purity and innocence, and gleefully drowns him in a lake.

This powerful statement by Miley Cyrus will obviously not go unnoticed by the Muslim world. Through the use of performance art Miley Cyrus has once again provided creative expression for the Jihad against the degenerate West. Allah be praised for these Miley Cyrus bikini pictures.

Well it turns out I was wrong about Taylor Momsen. No not that she is a piece of gutter trash, but that she is 16-years-old. Because in the pictures below she is smoking and not wearing a bra. Both of which are illegal for 16-year-olds to do in America.

I am starting to get concerned about Taylor’s well being though. Not because of the smoking, but because of the fact that her waistline seems to be rapidly expanding. I commend her on picking up smoking to try to curve her appetite, but at the rate she is going she might want to start sticking those cigarette stained fingers down her throat as well. Black is supposed to be a slimming color, but the only slimming it is doing in these pictures is to the odds that I’ll be able to rub one out to them later.

Taylor Momsen definitely has a Lohan-esque career ahead of her. Smoking and braless pics of her hard nipples are just the beginning. I can hardly wait until we get to see the good stuff, but until then these pics will have to do.