Taylor Swift



Wow Taylor Swift has just hit a new low by dressing like a filthy pirate hooker.


Pirate hookers are the lowest form of hooker, so it is not surprising that an immoral gutter skank like Taylor Swift would choose to dress like one. What is surprising is that parents let their impressionable teen girls look up to this disgusting harlot.


There is absolutely no excuse for dressing like a pirate hooker. Of course Taylor Swift’s PR team is claiming that she only wore that shirt as a favor to her friend “Cosmo Kramer” because he is dating the designer who is a low talker and she did not understand what she was agreeing to. Yeah I’d like to believe that one Taylor.


As the pictures below clearly show, Taylor Swift is a filthy pirate hooker, and she has proven once again that she is a horrible role model for children.

 

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Selena Gomez



Well this is not surprising. In a recent interview with “Hollywood Life”, Disney whore Selena Gomez basically said that she wants to be a slut just like Miley Cyrus.


Selena Gomez was quoted as saying,


“I really don’t like it when people say I’m wholesome. I don’t like that at all! I never said I was that and I never tried to portray it.”


Wow could she be more adamant that she is not a proper lady and in fact a diseased ridden whore? OK Selena Gomez we believe you that you are a slut, take it easy.


Selena continued,


“I’m honestly doing what I feel like I’m doing…and I’d just like to figure out who I am.”


If that isn’t classic whorespeak I don’t know what is. Selena says she is only doing what she “feels” like doing. Everyone knows that a woman’s feelings are completely immoral and must be repressed at all cost. Usually a nice circumcision of the clit can curb some of her impure desires. If Selena Gomez is doing what she “feels” I can only imagine that it involves servicing random men/women in porn shop bathrooms.

Carrie Underwood slut



Many times when a man marries a woman he does so hoping that when she becomes his wife she will magically change. As if her pledging to be devoted and obedient to him will somehow make her humus taste better or her rim jobs more enthusiastic.


Alas it appears as though Carrie Underwood’s new husband Mike Fisher has fallen into this erroneous way of thinking.


We tried to warn Mike Fisher that Carrie Underwood was nothing more than a cheap floozy who would bring great shame to his name and hurt his ranking in the clan. However, he has still stubbornly refused to return Carrie to her father, or at the very least try to curb her whorish tendencies by circumcising her clit.


Now Carrie Underwood is once again slutting it up on stage. This time she was dressed as a naughty school boy to try and elicit the repressed homosexual urges of her male fans.


Frankly Carrie’s antics are starting to make Mike Fisher look pretty ridiculous, and I can not help but wonder how long the elders of his tribe will allow this abomination of a marriage to continue before they step in and take matters into their own hands.

Miley Cyrus Adam Shankman



Nearly a month ago we here at Celeb Jihad broke the story that Miley Cyrus was playing Twister in her bikini with a group of dirty old sex perverts otherwise known as Hollywood producers.


Now a video has been released of 17 year old Miley Cyrus grinding and giving a lap dance to 45 year old producer Adam Shankman. Adam Shankman also just happens to be the producer of Miley Cyrus’ latest movie “The Last Song”.


Here is the video of Miley Cyrus grinding on Shankman so you can see the sickening display for yourself, but be warned this video is very sexual and disturbing.


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I think it is pretty obvious that Miley Cyrus is whoring herself to anyone that may keep her relevant because she has become hopelessly addicted to fame. She is told to claim to have Christian values to disarm moronic parents into letting her sell sex to their kids.


When will the masses wake up and see Hollywood for what it really is, a cesspool of perverts, pedophiles, and sodomites hell bent on corrupting humanity?


Join the Jihad! We are the only ones with the guts to expose this evil for what it is.

Taylor Momsen



I know what you are probably thinking “Who is that cheap hooker? And would she give me a discount if my friend Gino and I banged her at the same time?” Well I’ll have you know that the girl in the pictures below is not some filthy disease ridden streetwalker, but none other than Taylor Momsen a 16-year-old actress and star of the hit TV show “Gossip Girl”.


Why is this young girl dressed like a gutter skank? Because America is a sick and evil country that is hell bent on selling sex and defiling Muslim women. Taylor Momsen and her hooker tracksuit is portrayed as “cool” and “jiggy wit it” as the kids say. While a beautiful Muslim woman in a respectable black burka is considered a big time “L7 square”.


America is such a backwards country. If I were to go up and beat Taylor Momsen within an inch of her life for dressing like a whore, and provoking me to have impure thoughts I’d be the one who got arrested! I’ll tell you it doesn’t say much for “American freedom” when a guy can’t even protect himself against wanton temptresses.


Anyway here are the pics of Taylor Momsen dressed like a $20 hooker to mock Allah, and make young girls grow up into sexed up hell cats.

 

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Taylor Momsen the 16-year-old star of the CW show “Gossip Girl” was photographed walking around in an extremely short skirt and what appears to be garters.


Obviously this is a power move by Taylor to steal Miley Cyrus’ crown as the sluttiest underage actress. I must admit that the garters and torn fishnet stockings really are “classic whore”. While Miley’s slutty wardrobe seems to mainly consist of the less refined booty shorts.


If Taylor Momsen keeps this up she will easily be the sluttiest underage whore in Hollywood. Kudos to her! Here are the pics of Taylor slutting it up.

 

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Noah Cyrus



Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley.


In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff and sing the lyrics,


“Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, ’til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh.”


It is a classic case of Miley trying to relive her childhood through her sister. Only in Miley’s case her daddy made her dance on his lap and sing “I’m a little teapot”. Here is the video of Miley pimping out her little sister Noah Cyrus.