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Selena Gomez Slutty For Cosmo 2012

Durka Durka — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:44:07 +0000

Selena Gomez appears to be starting 2012 the same way she ended 2011, by prostituting her body for attention. The heathen rag mag “Cosmopolitan” has chosen Selena Gomez to appear on the cover of their first issue of the new year.

As you can see in the photos below, Cosmo is having a tough time deciding what slutty picture of Selena Gomez to place on the cover to sell the most magazines to the horny infidel masses. Of course if Cosmo was smart they would hold out for a photo of Selena blowing a donkey during her Tijuana stage show for the cover.

However, if they are going to be stubborn and go with one of the photos below then they should choose #5 as Selena is showing more tit in it. Allahu Akbar!

Selena Gomez Dresses As A Christmas Whore

Durka Durka — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:26:06 +0000

Selena Gomez wasted little time in corrupting the holiday season with her slutty behavior. As you can see in the photos below, Selena Gomez dressed up as some sort of long legged Christmas whore.

Clearly Selena Gomez has little respect for the birthday Jew baby Jesus. Probably because she is Mexican and knows many baby Jesus’. Regardless, if Christians had any moral fortitude they would stone Selena Gomez most righteously for this sickening display.

Rihanna Slutty Vacation Pics

Durka Durka — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:42:23 +0000

Rihanna released a set of pictures from her recent slutty lesboqueer vacation in which she sailed around the Caribbean satisfying her taste for seafood (without eating fish).

Yes, these pictures of Rihanna frolicking around on a ship with a couple of she-beast dykes are some of the most offensive I have ever seen, and they should serve as a warning of what can happen when a woman is left to her own devices. Like Rihanna all women will succumb to their baser instincts without a strong man to lead them.

Rihanna’s recent nautical dyke-fest is surely just the beginning of her decent into ever more extreme sexually deviant behavior. Only a real man like Chris Brown can save her now.

Demi Lovato Performs In Slutty Sex Show

Durka Durka — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:05:00 +0000

These shocking pictures of former Disney star Demi Lovato were taken at her new traveling sex show.

Demi Lovato performing in a low grade pornographic stage show should come as no surprise to anyone who has been following Demi’s career. What is surprising though is the speed at which Demi Lovato’s showbiz career has deteriorated to this point. It seems like only yesterday Demi was pretending to be a “good girl” on the Disney channel show “Sonny with a Chance”, and now she is prostituting herself in public.

As you can see in the photos below Demi Lovato flashes her boobs and ass, spreads eagle, and then performs fellatio on a male member of the audience all in the name of entertainment. Truly the day has come when Demi Lovato has come out as the vile gutter skank we always knew she was.

Selena Gomez Whores Herself To Canada

Durka Durka — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:08:34 +0000

After losing at something called “hockey” the Canadian capital(?) of Vancouver erupted in riots, with badasses like this guy destroying the city, terrorizing residents, and overwhelming the effeminate Canadian police force.

Desperate to quell the riots Canadian officials contacted Selena Gomez in the hopes that she would come to their country and pacify the people with her soothing whorish ways. As you can see in the pictures below Selena Gomez was more than happy to oblige.

Selena Gomez appeared on Canadian soil dressed in a ridiculously short dress showcasing her extremely spreadable legs. She then styled her hair to look like she’s coming home from prom after having just been f*cked by the entire football time. A very erotic look by Canadian standards.

Selena Gomez prostituting herself in Canada appears to have stopped the rioting. No doubt she will be handsomely rewarded in moose pelts, beaver pelts, and um… Celine Dion pelts. Allahu Akbar!

Taylor Momsen Admits Having Satanic Sex

Durka Durka — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 20:25:14 +0000

Teenage actress, singer, and gutter skank Taylor Momsen showed her allegiance to Satan in the picture above by wearing a t-shirt that says “I fuck for Satan”.

Now I tend to give celebrities a hard time on this site for acts of sluttery and Satan worship, but surprisingly I actually find Taylor Momsen’s blatant honesty refreshing.

All celebrities are Satan-worshiping whores, so it is great to see someone finally fess up to it. Though of course Taylor Momsen should be lashed immediately and vigorously for her indiscretions.

By confessing to being the Devil’s dumpster slut, Taylor Momsen has shown that she is nothing if not honest. However, the same can not be said for other young Hollywood stars like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Victoria Justice. They should learn from Taylor Momsen’s example and confess their sins, because by continuing their hypocrisy they only anger Allah further and incur an even greater wrath.

Amanda Bynes Slutty Twitter Pic

Durka Durka — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:01:17 +0000

Washed-up has been Amanda Bynes took to her Twitter account to post the above slutty pictures to try to revive her long dead career.

Amanda Bynes has a long way to go if she wants to get back into the movies, and showing her stomach while wearing some tights is just not going to get the job done.

Amanda needs to realize how irrelevant she is right now. The only thing that will restart her career is a sex tape. However, it can not be just any sex tape it is going to have to be something special. Possibly involving some sort of farm animal and moderately heavy fisting.

Taylor Swift Dresses Like A Filthy Pirate Hooker

Durka Durka — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 19:14:36 +0000

Wow Taylor Swift has just hit a new low by dressing like a filthy pirate hooker.

Pirate hookers are the lowest form of hooker, so it is not surprising that an immoral gutter skank like Taylor Swift would choose to dress like one. What is surprising is that parents let their impressionable teen girls look up to this disgusting harlot.

There is absolutely no excuse for dressing like a pirate hooker. Of course Taylor Swift’s PR team is claiming that she only wore that shirt as a favor to her friend “Cosmo Kramer” because he is dating the designer who is a low talker and she did not understand what she was agreeing to. Yeah I’d like to believe that one Taylor.

As the pictures below clearly show, Taylor Swift is a filthy pirate hooker, and she has proven once again that she is a horrible role model for children.

Selena Gomez Wants To Be A Slut Like Miley Cyrus

Durka Durka — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:37:08 +0000

Well this is not surprising. In a recent interview with “Hollywood Life”, Disney whore Selena Gomez basically said that she wants to be a slut just like Miley Cyrus.

Selena Gomez was quoted as saying,

“I really don’t like it when people say I’m wholesome. I don’t like that at all! I never said I was that and I never tried to portray it.”

Wow could she be more adamant that she is not a proper lady and in fact a diseased ridden whore? OK Selena Gomez we believe you that you are a slut, take it easy.

Selena continued,

“I’m honestly doing what I feel like I’m doing…and I’d just like to figure out who I am.”

If that isn’t classic whorespeak I don’t know what is. Selena says she is only doing what she “feels” like doing. Everyone knows that a woman’s feelings are completely immoral and must be repressed at all cost. Usually a nice circumcision of the clit can curb some of her impure desires. If Selena Gomez is doing what she “feels” I can only imagine that it involves servicing random men/women in porn shop bathrooms.

Carrie Underwood Is A Slut Dressed As A Naughty School Boy

Durka Durka — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:17:00 +0000

Many times when a man marries a woman he does so hoping that when she becomes his wife she will magically change. As if her pledging to be devoted and obedient to him will somehow make her humus taste better or her rim jobs more enthusiastic.

Alas it appears as though Carrie Underwood’s new husband Mike Fisher has fallen into this erroneous way of thinking.

We tried to warn Mike Fisher that Carrie Underwood was nothing more than a cheap floozy who would bring great shame to his name and hurt his ranking in the clan. However, he has still stubbornly refused to return Carrie to her father, or at the very least try to curb her whorish tendencies by circumcising her clit.

Now Carrie Underwood is once again slutting it up on stage. This time she was dressed as a naughty school boy to try and elicit the repressed homosexual urges of her male fans.

Frankly Carrie’s antics are starting to make Mike Fisher look pretty ridiculous, and I can not help but wonder how long the elders of his tribe will allow this abomination of a marriage to continue before they step in and take matters into their own hands.