Wow check out the new and improved skinny 50 Cent. He looks great!

After years of struggling with his weight and diets, 50 Cent (slave name Curtis Jackson) has finally found the secret to a sexy bikini body guys would kill for.

According to 50 Cent his amazing weight loss was due to a strict liquid diet, and walking nine miles a day. 50 Cent would not divulge which liquids in particular he was using, but we here at Celeb Jihad are ready to speculate that it was probably liquid meth.

However he lost the weight, I think we can all agree that 50 Cent looks amazing. You go boy!

Jennifer Love Hewitt continued her campaign to make girls feel like crap about their bodies in this month’s issue of Shape magazine.

As the picture above clearly shows Jennifer went on an airbrush diet for the cover. The bikini picture above is from just a few weeks ago. The only way she could have lost that many inches off her hips and thighs is if she contracted some sort of malicious gut worm.

So which is it Jennifer Love Hewitt, are you ashamed of your body despite all your claims that you are “proud of how you look”, or do you have worms?