It is not often that a Mexican like Selena Gomez baths, so you can imagine the excitement of the National Geographic film crew when they captured this video of Selena emerging from the murky waters of the Rio Grande.

Perhaps one of the most famous illegal immigrants in the US of A, Selena Gomez frequently crosses the US/Mexico border dressed like a whore looking to spread her particular brand of Central American sluttery to the brain dead infidel masses.

Clearly US border agents are powerless against this wanton harlot, as Selena has no qualms about sucking and screwing her way into the American heartland. Only pious Muslim men, who are immune to Selena Gomez’s tricks as we find her feminine form offensive and revolting, can protect the US border from this true “dirty bomb”.

As the video above shows if the Americans are serious about securing their borders then they must turn them over to us Muslims now, or they run the risk of more Selena Gomez type slut attacks, and extreme VD ravaging the country. Allahu Akbar!

Actress Emma Watson feigned modesty by performing the “handbra”, covering her tiny tits in the photo above.

Emma Watson is fooling no one by pretending to be shy about showing her breasts in this photo. After years of Emma selling sex and devil worship on the big screen for the Harry Potter franchise, her soul is already beyond redemption.

Emma Watson must accept that she is nothing but fodder for erotic self-flagellation. If Emma continues being a stuck up bitch, then she will no longer serve a useful purpose and should be sent to the salt mines post haste.

Pop star Justin Bieber gave his millions of lesbian tween fans quite a thrill today, with the above sexy self shot private picture of him in his bra and panties.

Justin Bieber tantalizes and teases his legions of horny lesboqueer fans by showing off his nearly nude body, and playfully pulling down part of his tight panties to reveal his bikini tan line.

Yes, with this picture Justin Bieber has proven once again why he is a lesbian icon. No doubt a lot of fingers are about to get quite a workout when this pic makes the rounds on the Justin Bieber fan sites.

ABC’s “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara is one sexy maid. We first caught Sofia embracing her Mexican roots, when she was photographed arranging the pool chairs in a bikini at a Ramada Inn in El Paso a week ago. Now the picture above of Sofia Vergara in her official maid outfit has been leaked to the web.

No doubt Sofia Vergara will soon quit showbiz to concentrate full time on her new exciting life in hotel services. From cleaning up hooker blood to blowing visiting French dignitaries for pocket change, the life of a hotel maid is many times more rewarding and glamorous than one spent working for the Zionists in heathen Hollywood.

I have no doubt that Sofia Vergara will finally find contentment fulfilling her destiny as a sexy maid. Allah be praised for setting this once wayward slut on the right path.

I was perusing the Interwebs late last night looking for nubile teens to purchase for my harem when I stumbled upon this picture of actress of Heather Locklear with her 14-year-old daughter Ava.

Does anyone know what Heather Locklear is charging for her daughter? I don’t see a price tag anywhere on her tight teen body. If Heather is reading this, I’m prepared to offer 2 of my finest goats, a bushel of figs, and a lightly used AK-47 for the rights to Ava.

Of course this offer is only good provided Ava has been properly trained to only speak when spoken too. The last thing I need is a mouthy female making ridiculous demands like “can I have more water in my dish” and “please don’t put it in my ass”. Heather, I await your response. Allahu Akbar!

Twilight star Kristen Stewart attempted to look sexy in these photos for Glamour magazine, but of course she failed.

Forget the fact that Kristen Stewart never smiles, which is fine I don’t want my women to smile because when they are smiling it means they aren’t working hard, but there is just something about Kristen Stewart that is off putting. It is like she oozes uncomfortable unpleasantness.

Kristen Stewart is just so damn apathetic looking. I bet when she goes down on a man she just halfheartedly grates her under-bite on him then curls up in a ball and naps, and no amount of pictures of her half naked in lace can make up for that impression.

As a red-blooded Muslim man I can not help but think that Chaz Bono is one of the sexiest women alive, and I’m not alone. Chaz has taken the Muslim world by storm, capturing the hearts (and lustful desires) of Muslim men from Damascus to Tikrit with her erotic facial hair and robust frame.

What man could deny himself a quiet moment daydreaming about Chaz Bono using her ample hindquarters to drive the plow through a tough patch of field, or birthing him a baby boy with a thick full beard invoking the envy of every male in the clan. The thrills that Chaz Bono’s remarkable body offers appear to be limitless.

Of course the insensitive bigots in America do not appreciate Chaz Bono’s beauty. In fact they mock her by referring to her with the masculine pronouns “him, his, he”. Clearly years of drug abuse have warped the American aesthetic to such a degree that a once in a lifetime beauty like Chaz Bono goes unappreciated, while hopelessly hairless weaklings like Mila Kunis and Katy Perry are lusted after by the horny masses.

Hollywood can keep their skinny cleanly shaved sluts, us Muslims will take Chaz Bono so that she may birth us virile hairy Jihadists.