Being the #1 female tennis player is like being the world’s tallest midget, no one really cares, and guys still want to pick you up and toss you. Caroline Wozniacki is looking to change all that by making women’s tennis popular and respected by prostituting her tight spandex covered ass.

Women sports in general and tennis in particular is extremely offensive to Islam. Not only are these shameful harlots running around in tiny skirts, but they grunt like wildebeests in heat with every shot.

Caroline Wozniacki flaunting her tight ass may make women’s tennis popular with the overstimulated infidel masses, but us pious Muslims will never watch it as we find the absurdity of inferior women competing athletically mixed with the overt sexual displays to be blasphemous and utterly disgusting.

The pictures below should leave little doubt once and for all that Celeb Jihad is a force for good in this world, as we have been warning for years (2009, 2010, 2011) that former Disney star Demi Lovato is nothing more than a common floozy and a horrible role model for her fans.

Now with these pictures of Demi Lovato simulating various sex acts (like oral and anal) on stage with multiple men, we have been proven indisputably correct in our original assessments of her.

Infidel parents feast your eyes upon Demi Lovato corrupting the youth of the West! We tried to warn you, but you didn’t listen. Now you will have to deal with your daughter’s future outbreak of anal warts, thanks to your stubborn ignorance and Demi Lovato.

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Say what you will about Justin Bieber, but he really loves his fans. As is evidenced by the court documents filed by Justin Bieber fan and alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater, who claims that Justin took her into a bathroom and told her he wanted to “f*ck the sh*t” out of her but only lasted “approximately 30 seconds”.

Clearly Justin Bieber isn’t one to take this bad press lying down. That is why in an effort to save his dwindling tween sex symbol status Justin Bieber took 3 girls into a bathroom, and by the expressions on their faces Bieber obviously showed them the time of their lives.

Justin Bieber has definitely proven his sexual prowess, as those appear to be 3 extreme satisfied young ladies. In fact all my wives make that same face when I tell them I will be doing them the honor of inviting them into my bed that night. I guess some guys like Biebs and I are just gifted like that. Allahu Akbar!

As you can see in the video above, Jessica Biel filmed her facial reactions while getting f*cked, presumably by a sturdy dildo and not her limp-dicked homoqueer of a boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

Jessica Biel is not this good of an actress, so this is clearly exactly how she looks when she is taking a hard one. However, why anyone banging Jessica Biel would do it missionary style and be forced to stare at her unremarkable horse face is beyond me.

A virile Muslim man would be smart enough to realize that Jessica Biel’s ass is her only decent feature, and would rail her good and hard doggystyle (the preferred sex position mentioned in the Qur’an). Now that is a video I’d be eager to see.

Pop star and flaming homosexual Justin Bieber was caught on camera pulling down his pants to reveal his tight purple panties to a group of men causing one of the men to start playing with Justin’s ass in the photo above.

Justin Bieber brazenly taking part in this gay sex act shows that he has no shame about his homoqueer lifestyle. That faggety smile on Justin’s face while the man behind him lubes up his boy hole appears to tells the whole story… these fellas are about to get sucked off and ridden hard, Bieber style!

“Gossip Girl” star, singer, and 17-year-old slut Taylor Momsen is performing her teen sex show in Europe this summer. As you can in the pictures below Taylor Momsen flashes her underage breasts and ass to the crowds in the vain hope of distracting them from her horrible music.

While Taylor Momsen obviously has some lucrative deal with a nipple tape manufacturer we can not help but feel that at 17-years-old she should be spending her time doing other things besides putting on sex shows for throngs of horny Europeans. For instance marrying a Muslim man and birthing him at least 3 children by now.

Yes these pictures of Taylor Momsen are an excellent example of what happens when you follow the foolish infidel practice of not marrying off a woman when she reaches the breeding age of 12. When left to her own devices Taylor Momsen (like all women) inevitably became a tremendous whore.

Fellow Celeb Jihadists it is time to escalate our war on Justin Bieber! We have tried shaming Justin Bieber out of the public spotlight by mocking his underdeveloped transsexual frame and overt homosexual tendencies, but Justin stubbornly refuses to go away.

Well now we are going to kick it up a notch! We are calling on our fellow Jihadists to go out and seduce Justin Bieber’s mom, and then fuck the shit out of her with their powerful Muslim cocks. And to continue fucking Justin Bieber’s mom (hard) until Justin agrees to retire from the public spotlight.

Justin Bieber must know that no woman can resist us virile Muslim men. Justin’s mom will inevitably take wave after wave of Islamic warriors pounding and pillaging her every orifice as we gorilla fuck her into oblivion, and drown her in a sea of holy Muslim man seed.

So quit now Bieber before your mother is no longer able to stand from the righteous banging that is coming for her. Allahu Akbar!

We have just received an exclusive preview of the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex tape video!

As you can see in the video below Arnold mounts his former maid Mildred Baena (who appears to be in heat), and proceeds to pound away at her swollen hindquarters.

Arnold Schwarzenegger definitely gives that horny bitch his all before having to vomit and then licking it up. Really hot stuff!

If it is half as good as this preview then the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex tape is going to be far and away the best celebrity sex tape of all time.

US intelligence sources have uncovered an Osama Bin Laden sex tape, from the computers seized during the raid on his Abbottabad compound by the Navy Seals team on Sunday.

CIA officers were able to access the sex tape from Bin Laden’s hard drive, and it reportedly features Osama participating in a threesome with 2 of his wives.

“Osama receives oral sex from the two young women and then proceeds to take them both from behind for almost 3 hours.” said an inside source on the condition of anonymity.

No word yet if the US government will be releasing the Osama sex tape, but rumors are swirling that they are already in talks with Vivid Entertainment (the company behind the Kim Kardashian and Kendra sex tapes) to release the Osama sex tape sometime this summer.

Pop star and American sex symbol Ke$ha emerged from the ocean yesterday in what heathens believe to be a “sexy” swimsuit.

As Muslims it is hard for us to understand the degenerate American aesthetic, which has been molded by years of reality television and alcohol abuse. Unlike Americans we like our women to have large mammaries for feeding babies, and a tight round butt for pulling the plow… and anal.

However, in America 90% of their women look and act like the she-beast Ke$ha (the other 10% are fatter). Their bodies are lumpy and well-worn from their heathen Western lifestyle of drugs and anonymous sex. I can not imagine a world in which our women look up to a monster like Ke$ha, but for the American male it is their nightmare reality.

We must redouble our efforts to make sure the Ke$ha makes no inroads into Muslim culture, and the only way to do that is to ban all music and shelter our women further. Together we can prevent the nightmare pictured above from happening to our holy Muslim muff. Allahu Akbar!